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As a side note, in the UK some people with certain disabilities can be issued with driving licences at 16... :)

I have the same opinion of chavs in their junkbox cars scraping along the ground, I'd rather see the cars go through a crusher than allow them on the roads, it gives a bad name to genuinely good young drivers, and pushes up insurance costs cos of them wrapping their scrapmobiles round lampposts doing handbrake turns expecting girls knickers to fall down in awe...

Sadly I don't drive, can't afford to, fingers crossed for winning the Euromillions idiot tax tonight though... :P
 
"Sadly I don't drive, can't afford to, fingers crossed for winning the Euromillions idiot tax tonight though... :P" I'll be rooting for you, ha ha!
 
"As a side note, in the UK some people with certain disabilities can be issued with driving licences at 16... :)" Where can I get such a disability!?
 
My 800 is lowered slightly and certain speed humps can be a problem. I didn't do it to look chavy though, I did it too improve the handling, it's been stiffened up all round. And also the fact that with the standard suspension the nose pointed up in the air, especially under acceleration

But no I don't use my fog lights unless its foggy or visibility is poor. It's actually illegal to do so when visibility isn't poor and that would a bit hypocritical in my line of work ;)
 
"2CV, sir, you are a hard act to follow. You have wit, I

Bombardier beer helps... :P

At least it does for me, then again Hobgoblin beer works too... :D
 
"2CV, sir, you are a hard act to follow. You have wit, I will say that much." He was taught by the best - My good self. Weren't you David *wink wink*.
 
"It's actually illegal to do so when visibility isn't poor and that would a bit hypocritical in my line of work ;)" Of course, you're a post man! I knew you'd give it away in the end :)
 
"Bombardier beer helps... :P

At least it does for me, then again Hobgoblin beer works too... :D" Perhaps if you switched to Tesco Value lagers for 80p per pack you'd be able to drive!

OK, they are basically flavoured tap water, but there is a teeny tiny bit of alcohol...
 
"Perhaps if you switched to Tesco Value lagers for 80p p

Tesco Value Lager?? I wouldn't even use that nasty stuff to flush the toilet... :P

I like proper beer me, none of that piddlewater for me thanks... :P
 
"Tesco Value Lager?? I wouldn't even use that nasty stuff to flush the toilet... :P" If you lived in my house and that was the only alcoholic drink available - YOU'D DRINK IT! Ha ha.
 
"lol I feel like a post man sometimes, I probably walk as far" Yeah, with all the cuts in jobs it is only a matter of time before they combine policing and postage!

Post this letter, catch that criminal, deliver this parcel, stop that drink driver etc...

Of course, there would be perks, like swiping a parcel when there was a Vacuum Cleaner inside! Ha ha.
 
Probably best!

If you don't mind mentioning on here, what "rank" (I believe that is the term) of Police Officer are you ? I'm purely interested, that is all.
 
constable lol bog standard beat bobby. wouldn't change it for the world. best job ever. got no interest in promotion because I don't want to be stuck behind a desk
 
"YOU'D DRINK IT! Ha ha. "

I'd rather drink the dirty water out of a Rainbow vacuum's basin... :P

Or just do without alcohol, which I probably will have to next week cos I'll be poor thanks to bills that need paying... :(

Ah well, must start brewing my own sometime.... :P
 

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