ultralux88
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And yet I still came out feeling good about it in the end...
Well isn’t this sounding sultry already... but it’s all true, I swear!!
A good friend of mine found, on FB Marketplace, a free central vac unit and all the attachments, you just have to come take it off the wall. I knew what this meant, someone didn’t appreciate their central vac, and that saddened me, but more importantly I saw a unit I was actually wanting, and a bunch of attachments. I also saw an electric hose, and was curious if I’d get a power nozzle too... So I get there after work yesterday I get there to pluck this dusty (and she’s a dusty one, Mr Grinch) and find out why the owner was giving this away. She’d just moved in in December and never even wanted to plug the hose in and try it! She said (oh come slowly now, I feel the ol’ heart ready to give out) “I don’t want to deal with all those hoses and cords, I’d rather just use my Dyson.” (Lets into the Fred Sanford “it’s the big one!” Routine). So, I did the unthinkable and ripped from a central vac it’s heart and soul, and left nothing in the void! I arrived to a fully functioning system, and left a gutted, lifeless set of flaps... oh the humanity!
But I did get my slime green, dual motor Vacumaid-Maid! And the unexpected bonus of the Stealth kit was very nice too!


Well isn’t this sounding sultry already... but it’s all true, I swear!!
A good friend of mine found, on FB Marketplace, a free central vac unit and all the attachments, you just have to come take it off the wall. I knew what this meant, someone didn’t appreciate their central vac, and that saddened me, but more importantly I saw a unit I was actually wanting, and a bunch of attachments. I also saw an electric hose, and was curious if I’d get a power nozzle too... So I get there after work yesterday I get there to pluck this dusty (and she’s a dusty one, Mr Grinch) and find out why the owner was giving this away. She’d just moved in in December and never even wanted to plug the hose in and try it! She said (oh come slowly now, I feel the ol’ heart ready to give out) “I don’t want to deal with all those hoses and cords, I’d rather just use my Dyson.” (Lets into the Fred Sanford “it’s the big one!” Routine). So, I did the unthinkable and ripped from a central vac it’s heart and soul, and left nothing in the void! I arrived to a fully functioning system, and left a gutted, lifeless set of flaps... oh the humanity!
But I did get my slime green, dual motor Vacumaid-Maid! And the unexpected bonus of the Stealth kit was very nice too!

