Oh don't apologise - I completely agree with you.
The Purepower could have been improved though - I think Hoover had run out of funding by the time Candy took over - or that Candy were too stingy in supplying funds for floorcare in general- and more interested in improving their larger appliance division. My parents had a 12 year old Candy dishwasher and swore by it, before buying Bosch, but our neighbour had a hellish time with Candy washing machines, often leaking or drive belt problems.
I liked the original Purepower models with the bag fill neon indicator, even though they were far more noisier than the TP2/3's. I can remember using a yellow 1300 watt once at friends and thinking that my other Turbopower 2 was so much better (I had the 900 "Special" yellow one with the blanked off neon LED panel) If it wasn't for the Purepower, there would have been no Vortex, Cyclean, Hurricane mk1 or whatever else Hoover tarted up and called it bagless, based on the PP.
The One actually got slated by Which initially which is why Hoover were forced to recall the model at numerous times. After Hoover brought out a new-improved model, I think Which found little difference.
The minor false-advertising Hoover personally make me think twice about was the short-excitement fiasco Hoover UK created when they promised they were bringing the Hoover Junior back. I was so excited at the time but then shortly dismayed to realise the Junior was nothing more than Hoover's European Athyss stick vac - and two of the Junior stick vacs only lasted a short time with me, with breakages to the main carry handle and seams buckling on the body. It was also quite a noisy stick vac for all that it had 1200 watts and so I realised it was time to finally move on from my Hoover purchases. The only thing I have left from one of my stick vacs is the hopeless suction floor head - but it seemed to last longer than the machines they came with! Yes, it was a right pain in the Athyss!