Yes those are poultry shears. Another good use for them is to take them to the all you can eat crab leg resturant. you can easily cut the full lenght of the crab leg and easily pull out the meat.
Or to cut the power cords from those cheap plastic explosive vacs when they finally explode! Hey Bill, some zealots pray towards Mecca, but Vacuumlanders pray towards Cleveland!
Alex, I beginning to think John prays towards Medina! Now, we have to impose a hefty vacuum cleaner tax upon him, as upon all other vacuum infidels. If they do not convert to THE GREAT KIRBYRAMA, they shall all be doomed!
PEACE! There can be no peace. There can only be annihilation, obliteration upon the nefarious dominion of those evil cheap plastic explosive vacs! Alex, the dove of peace has been set upon by the falcon. There can be no peace, until they all lie in pieces. Now it is time for me to conduct my most sinister of laughs.....MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Fix bayonets! Now, at the double-quick lets get into the trenches with'em and giv'em two foot of the cold steel in their yellow bellies with a twist! Blood for blood, Death for death, Death to the evil Axis of cheap plastic explosive vacs!