vacuum jokes

[kirby505]

Anyone got any jokes about vacuums here's one I heard about newer dirt devals
"You know why they call them dirt devails? Cuz they burn up like hell!!!”
Which is true since the newer ones are peices of junk compared to the newer ones.
David Kahn

 

[vac_whisperer]

What's the only difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The location of the dirtbag.
(No offense to any bikers here!)

 

[parwaz786]

My Hoover brushrol vibrates so hard, its what causes the BIG waves in the sea!

 

[superj]

ask a kirby dealer to tell you a story. he will tell you about the time a kirby, a toaster, a lamp and a electric blanket went on a journey in 87


 

 

[super-sweeper]

I know that story!

But you're forgetting the Radio! xD


-Alex.