turbo500
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that's not the point. The point is that you suggested we were all "<a name="start_30688.340005"></a>Crying because they didnt rate the Sebo", which is not true because a. they did and b. we're not.
UK WHICH "Independent" Test Ratings/Reliability
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alexhoovers94
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Oh for god sake, why do folk take things so litteral and personally on here! It was mearly a joke/dig. Because all the people that were complaining that the sebo didn't get the best overall ratings were sebo fan boys, I took to the opertunity lol.
People on here seriously need to chill.
People on here seriously need to chill.
sebo_fan
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The problem with being a bitch Alex is that no one really listens to them. About the only time they're useful is when they're getting slammed on a bed. Even then its about as exciting as a fart in a bag.
In the meantime toddle along to Amazon UK.
Look at the following ratings. Personal experience? if the Hoover was that good it would have 5 stars across the board for both Enigma and Purepower models.
The only reason you love Hoover's Purepower is because quite simply they don't have any other bagged upright on the market that has lived so bloody long.
In the meantime toddle along to Amazon UK.
Look at the following ratings. Personal experience? if the Hoover was that good it would have 5 stars across the board for both Enigma and Purepower models.
The only reason you love Hoover's Purepower is because quite simply they don't have any other bagged upright on the market that has lived so bloody long.
turbo500
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Lets compare that with the Sebo results, shall we?
alexhoovers94
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I never said anything about what should of got the highest ratings, nor do I care.
In my experience of modern day cleaners, the best bagged upright on the market is the Miele, the one which rated best and I do own the TOL Miele upright model. It is fantastic far better than any of the other modern bagged uprights I have used but it depends what you can afford.
Hoover mean nothing to me now and haven't done since the late 90s.
I dont expect anyone to listen to me, if they do then thats great, but I am nothing special and if someone wants to talk to me then that is wonderful. I can be a bitch and I could make someones life a living hell if I wanted to, but generally, I am a very nice person that will always try to make you laugh as I think laughter is key to any relationship.
Now, what is this you are talking about slamming someone on a bed???
In my experience of modern day cleaners, the best bagged upright on the market is the Miele, the one which rated best and I do own the TOL Miele upright model. It is fantastic far better than any of the other modern bagged uprights I have used but it depends what you can afford.
Hoover mean nothing to me now and haven't done since the late 90s.
I dont expect anyone to listen to me, if they do then thats great, but I am nothing special and if someone wants to talk to me then that is wonderful. I can be a bitch and I could make someones life a living hell if I wanted to, but generally, I am a very nice person that will always try to make you laugh as I think laughter is key to any relationship.
Now, what is this you are talking about slamming someone on a bed???
turbo500
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and the entry model Miele U1.
turbo500
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It was mearly a joke/dig
Maybe if you didn't make digs at people purely for having an opinion on something, less people would think you were a dick.
And if you're going to brand me a Sebo fanboy, right back at ya with dirty-fan Hoover's, so I think Nar is more than valid in what he said about Hoover.
Maybe if you didn't make digs at people purely for having an opinion on something, less people would think you were a dick.
And if you're going to brand me a Sebo fanboy, right back at ya with dirty-fan Hoover's, so I think Nar is more than valid in what he said about Hoover.
alexhoovers94
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Now Chris, that is hardly fair now, is it, you are comparing the overall reviews of the Miele which has 7 and the the overall reviews with the Sebo, which has 69!
alexhoovers94
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69, oh my...That number brings back fond memories!
sebo_fan
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"..I never said anything about what should of got the highest ratings, nor do I care."
Dont sidetrack the issue - you said personal experience counts above all. Those ratings are from Amazon buyers and now Hoover owners. Given away by the "verified purchase" statements found on Amazon UK. Doh!
Since you appear to be the ONLY one who finds whatever you term as a joke, suck it up dear. If you are going to make statements on here without much validity you only get what you deserve.
Dont sidetrack the issue - you said personal experience counts above all. Those ratings are from Amazon buyers and now Hoover owners. Given away by the "verified purchase" statements found on Amazon UK. Doh!
Since you appear to be the ONLY one who finds whatever you term as a joke, suck it up dear. If you are going to make statements on here without much validity you only get what you deserve.
alexhoovers94
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I probably have had more experience with cleaners than you have and I have used or owned all the omes I talk of.
sebo_fan
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I beg to differ. And I bet there are plenty of other UK members on here who have far more vacuums than you.
alexhoovers94
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Sebofan, that is why I said ***probably*** and I have no doubt they do, but this isnt about competition is it.
turbo500
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sebo_fan
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Frankly I dont care. What started as a post about Which reliability has been turned to mud because of your silliness and frankly uncaring attitude to this forum and its members. I know you don't give a shit but some do and it seems a shame that you have to ruin it EVERY TIME with stupid remarks that only you yourself find funny.
If only you finds it funny, then it says a LOT.
If only you finds it funny, then it says a LOT.
alexhoovers94
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Well to be fair, "you fed the troll".
I do actually care and I only ever have a problem with the same two people everytime.
I do actually care and I only ever have a problem with the same two people everytime.
sebo_fan
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Yourself by any chance?
turbo500
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I only ever have a problem with the same two people everytim
That's not true, BELIEVE me, that is so not true.
That's not true, BELIEVE me, that is so not true.
alexhoovers94
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And there, 
I rest my case!
I rest my case!
alexhoovers94
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Sebo4me, that is the first time I have smiled all day, reading that comment. 
turbo500
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You want to be careful with that, Alex, your face might fall off.
alexhoovers94
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Lol, maybe then, it might get replaced with a better looking one perhaps.
alexhoovers94
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To anyone reading this, Chris, or "Turbo500" is actually one of my friends, going from these comments, one may challenge that.
turbo500
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Kiss and make up? What on earth for, we've not fallen out. I'm actually talking with Alex on FB right now.
alexhoovers94
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turbo500
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I wouldn't exactly call it a happy ending, I still want to ram Alex's head through a television screen. But I often feel that way, nothing new.
Gone off key a little. I think it's all down to personal opinion and its most likely that the editor has a Miele. Probably had a dyson which blew up and then went Miele. Just that Sebo isn't as common and seen as more of a professional vacuum. Not many people know about Sebo. It aims at a market where the user isn't worried about aeshetics but demands performance. Which aims more at the Miele owner who go for performance and aesthetics and more of a household name. Mieles are desired by the public a bit like a BMW is in the vacuum world. Which knows this and probably majority of their readers are middle class. I wouldn't take any of this too seriously what which say. Have a look at the personal reviews and how they lived with the vacuum. That is where the opinion matters.
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