sebo_fan
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Im a bit puzzled - what do you mean more accessible?
UK WHICH "Independent" Test Ratings/Reliability
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alexhoovers94
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Lol, you lot Crying because they didnt rate the Sebo 
turbo500
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Alex, what are you talking about? Have you actually read this report? Or indeed, the discussion that followed? Clearly not.
The Sebo was still awarded a Best Buy, scored higher than Miele for reliability and was only 2% behind on carpet performance. The discussion was regarding Which's bias towards Miele, which they've always had and not just on vacuums.
For your information, Which? generally rate cylinders higher than uprights and we all know what you think about that. So how about getting your facts right before wading in with your idiotic and senseless remarks.
Let's not forget you cry louder than a drag queen with tequila salt in her eye everytime someone says they prefer cylinders over uprights. Or indeed, whenever someone prefers another brand over your beloved out-dated dirty fan Hoovers.
The Sebo was still awarded a Best Buy, scored higher than Miele for reliability and was only 2% behind on carpet performance. The discussion was regarding Which's bias towards Miele, which they've always had and not just on vacuums.
For your information, Which? generally rate cylinders higher than uprights and we all know what you think about that. So how about getting your facts right before wading in with your idiotic and senseless remarks.
Let's not forget you cry louder than a drag queen with tequila salt in her eye everytime someone says they prefer cylinders over uprights. Or indeed, whenever someone prefers another brand over your beloved out-dated dirty fan Hoovers.
sebo_fan
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Oh Alex do please shut up. For the only time in the year where there's supposed to be goodwill cheer, do yourself a favour and go and play with your toys.
alexhoovers94
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I am indeed a total bitch and judging by the reaction I got, it appears I am good at it 
Dont be fooled though, I like to think I am a very nice person. Oh and I have banter...A lot of these collectors seem not to have that!!
Dont be fooled though, I like to think I am a very nice person. Oh and I have banter...A lot of these collectors seem not to have that!!
alexhoovers94
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Chris, well lets be honest, they didnt get their brand name written in red, so, no, they didnt rate it as an overal best. Not that it means anything anyway, which reports are a load if twaddle and they have no idea what they are talking about.
Sebofan, I have lots of toys, but they are not for children.
Sebofan, I have lots of toys, but they are not for children.
turbo500
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they didnt get their brand name written in red
That doesn't mean anything. Look under the "best buy" column. Sebo have 2 best buy awards and came out top for reliability. So like I said, get your facts right.
The brand highlighted in red is to identify the best overall, based on the Which? testing, but that doesn't mean that they don't recommend other brands and don't award other brands as "best buys".
That doesn't mean anything. Look under the "best buy" column. Sebo have 2 best buy awards and came out top for reliability. So like I said, get your facts right.
The brand highlighted in red is to identify the best overall, based on the Which? testing, but that doesn't mean that they don't recommend other brands and don't award other brands as "best buys".
alexhoovers94
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Oh I know that, but as I said, it is all a load of rubbish. Consumer reports mean nothing, only personal experience is a thing to go buy or at least reviews written buy customers that have bought and used the items in their own home (granted, which? buys all the products they test)
turbo500
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that's not the point. The point is that you suggested we were all "<a name="start_30688.340005"></a>Crying because they didnt rate the Sebo", which is not true because a. they did and b. we're not.
alexhoovers94
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Oh for god sake, why do folk take things so litteral and personally on here! It was mearly a joke/dig. Because all the people that were complaining that the sebo didn't get the best overall ratings were sebo fan boys, I took to the opertunity lol.
People on here seriously need to chill.
People on here seriously need to chill.
sebo_fan
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The problem with being a bitch Alex is that no one really listens to them. About the only time they're useful is when they're getting slammed on a bed. Even then its about as exciting as a fart in a bag.
In the meantime toddle along to Amazon UK.
Look at the following ratings. Personal experience? if the Hoover was that good it would have 5 stars across the board for both Enigma and Purepower models.
The only reason you love Hoover's Purepower is because quite simply they don't have any other bagged upright on the market that has lived so bloody long.
In the meantime toddle along to Amazon UK.
Look at the following ratings. Personal experience? if the Hoover was that good it would have 5 stars across the board for both Enigma and Purepower models.
The only reason you love Hoover's Purepower is because quite simply they don't have any other bagged upright on the market that has lived so bloody long.
turbo500
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Lets compare that with the Sebo results, shall we?
alexhoovers94
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I never said anything about what should of got the highest ratings, nor do I care.
In my experience of modern day cleaners, the best bagged upright on the market is the Miele, the one which rated best and I do own the TOL Miele upright model. It is fantastic far better than any of the other modern bagged uprights I have used but it depends what you can afford.
Hoover mean nothing to me now and haven't done since the late 90s.
I dont expect anyone to listen to me, if they do then thats great, but I am nothing special and if someone wants to talk to me then that is wonderful. I can be a bitch and I could make someones life a living hell if I wanted to, but generally, I am a very nice person that will always try to make you laugh as I think laughter is key to any relationship.
Now, what is this you are talking about slamming someone on a bed???
In my experience of modern day cleaners, the best bagged upright on the market is the Miele, the one which rated best and I do own the TOL Miele upright model. It is fantastic far better than any of the other modern bagged uprights I have used but it depends what you can afford.
Hoover mean nothing to me now and haven't done since the late 90s.
I dont expect anyone to listen to me, if they do then thats great, but I am nothing special and if someone wants to talk to me then that is wonderful. I can be a bitch and I could make someones life a living hell if I wanted to, but generally, I am a very nice person that will always try to make you laugh as I think laughter is key to any relationship.
Now, what is this you are talking about slamming someone on a bed???
turbo500
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and the entry model Miele U1.
turbo500
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It was mearly a joke/dig
Maybe if you didn't make digs at people purely for having an opinion on something, less people would think you were a dick.
And if you're going to brand me a Sebo fanboy, right back at ya with dirty-fan Hoover's, so I think Nar is more than valid in what he said about Hoover.
Maybe if you didn't make digs at people purely for having an opinion on something, less people would think you were a dick.
And if you're going to brand me a Sebo fanboy, right back at ya with dirty-fan Hoover's, so I think Nar is more than valid in what he said about Hoover.
alexhoovers94
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Now Chris, that is hardly fair now, is it, you are comparing the overall reviews of the Miele which has 7 and the the overall reviews with the Sebo, which has 69!
alexhoovers94
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69, oh my...That number brings back fond memories!
sebo_fan
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"..I never said anything about what should of got the highest ratings, nor do I care."
Dont sidetrack the issue - you said personal experience counts above all. Those ratings are from Amazon buyers and now Hoover owners. Given away by the "verified purchase" statements found on Amazon UK. Doh!
Since you appear to be the ONLY one who finds whatever you term as a joke, suck it up dear. If you are going to make statements on here without much validity you only get what you deserve.
Dont sidetrack the issue - you said personal experience counts above all. Those ratings are from Amazon buyers and now Hoover owners. Given away by the "verified purchase" statements found on Amazon UK. Doh!
Since you appear to be the ONLY one who finds whatever you term as a joke, suck it up dear. If you are going to make statements on here without much validity you only get what you deserve.
