parwaz786,
I read it with a Pittsburgese accent. I hope no one is offended by what I am going to say, but we have the WORST accents! It's worse than a Boston or a New Jersey accent. A lot of people say crick instead of creek, warsh instead of wash. Walmarts instead of Walmart, Sheetzes instead of Sheetz (-_-) My favorite... Yinz or y'all's or youse guys instead of you guys...
Oh by the way, EVERYONE around here says sweeper instead of vacuum... I'm the only person that I know that knows there is big difference between vacuums and sweepers
(-_-)
But reading it with a texas accent is better than Yinzerese