oopsie again.
I may have the Streakers misconfusaltaed in my feeble brain. They will set us straight, if that's possible.
This seems apropos:
Meet (insert name), who's lived most everywhere,
From Circleville to Zanzibar, Japan to Brisbane Square.
But (insert name) only seen the sights
A guy can see from Australia's Heights --
What a crazy pair!
But they're partners,
Identical all the way.
One pair of matching bookend bears,
Different as night and day.
Where (insert name) adores a minuet,
A vacuum or five, and crepe suzette,
Our (insert name) loves to rock and roll,
A hot dog makes him lose control --
What a wild duet!
Still, they're 'cousins',
Identical 'roomates' and you'll find,
They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even talk alike --
You can lose your mind,
When cousins are two of a kind.
blatently & shamelessly adapted from catchy Theme song - The patty Duke TV Show.