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"I'd rather drink the dirty water out of a Rainbow vacuum's basin... :P" Oh please, I'm drinking my tea... If I were using the Tesco Value Tea Bags I could always joke that the water from your Rainbow would taste better, but I'm actually drinking very good Typhoo...

When I do drink, which I rarely do, it is a nice glass of red or white wine. Cheap stuff, of course, but good all the same. You'll know when I am drinking, because I'll be even more witty than usual, which is like breaking the speed of light, but it is possible :)

I'm so modest, don't you think ?
 
Give yourself 10 years for your tastebuds to reprogram themselves, worked for me, I went from Budweiser to Hobgoblin in a blink of an eye and I'll never go back... :P

Damn my floor needs a clean, I'll have to use the Victor soon methinks, one pass cleaning and a great workout in the process... :P
 
"Damn my floor needs a clean, I'll have to use the Victor soon methinks, one pass cleaning and a great workout in the process... :P" Make sure Ryan doesn't catch you! Drunk in charge of floor cleaner...

Seriously though, I did once vacuum after a wee bit of red red wine and ended up taking the quick way down the stairs when I lost my balance tip-toeing to vacuum the lamp shade at the top of the stair case.
 
"Make sure Ryan doesn't catch you! Drunk in charge o

No worse than vacuuming without due care and attention... :P

Nah, I'm not vaccing tonight, can't be bothered to (the beer effect, well, at least that's my excuse)... :P
 
"No worse than vacuuming without due care and attention... :P" My cat can vouch for that, she's had a few near misses in the past, due to tiredness more than anything else.
 
Our cats are well trained, as soon as a vacuum even moves they vanish... :P

Especially the Tristar and Sanitaires... :P
 
Buttons used to be like that with out old Hitachi when she was a kitten but now she's well used to the sound of Vacuum Cleaners every day!
 
Ours are used to the sound, but so long as they're in another room, cos I liked to chase them cos I'm just a git like that, so they just stay out of my way... :P
 
Oh you're wicked!

I did once accidentally manage to suck Buttons' tail up with the upholstery tool of one of my Vacuum Cleaners. She still has a complex about upholstery tools to this day, ha ha.
 
"Make sure Ryan doesn't catch you! Drunk in charge o

I'm going to have to put a blue light on one of my Sebo's to catch ya! that would be some chase..
 
I have 11 cats and you'd be dammed if you could find any when you switch on a vacuum cleaner.


 


drinking and vacuuming , so Ryan I suppose talking on the cell phone and vacuuming is a no no too :)  
 
Love that! What a cool looking little vac, Looks a bit like the Tennant machines we used to have here a few years back.

Did you know that using floor machinery and talking on your phone is one of the biggest causes of collisions in the home. People just don't concentrate enough when vacuuming these days! And it's us that have to pick up the peices when someone totals their vacuum on a peice of furniture or accidentally wipes out the cat. Drunk vacuuming is no better, i might start a christmas campaign every year against it. Say NO to drunk vacuuming!
 

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