Better than a carpet washer!

[Absolute Rainbow]

Only the other day did someone walk in and left multiple terrible, muddy, wet footprints all over the carpet. Let it dry, vacuumed up the soil, brushed in a handful of microsponges, and vacuumed them away once they'd dried. As-new carpet. No water, no mess, no real effort. The (adjusted) V16 cleaned it up fully faster than the Gen5 too, which I'm still impressed by.

That's the power of micro-sponge.

 

[centralsweeper63]

Yeah, my Kirby just does it.

 

[cheesewonton]

Can we somehow microsponge this V-F stain away? Just asking ....................

 

[centralsweeper63]

Good one. I don't know how to prove the scientific results of when I washed my carpets 4 months ago. It just worked.

 

[Vacuum Facts]

Can we somehow microsponge this V-F stain away? Just asking ....................

I thought we weren't allowed to insult.

 

[kirbylux77]

Ahh, amazing that's how you feel considering how many people you have insulted and offended with your rude, superior, know-it-all behavior and attitude.

Please, do us all a favor and find some stone to hide under PERMANENTLY, and never come back to this forum!

 

[herbicide]

I thought we weren't allowed to insult.

Ironic statement coming from you.

 

[centralsweeper63]

Yeah, good joke.

 

[desiredname]

Can we somehow microsponge this V-F stain away? Just asking ....................

Only if you quantify a micro sponge with volumetric absorption metrics and fact based evidence that bad actors and rabid enthusiasts can’t smear away with lie spreading and a misinformation smear campaign aimed at undermining Sir James Dyson and his allies. Furthermore the sponge dupes out there that simply spread trace oils without proper absorption should be ignored until fact based evidence can be analyzed and proven based on real world data and not the inept ramblings of bedroom testers and self proclaimed scientists that hail The Kirby as the ultimate deep cleaner, without the use of proprietary micro sponge conformation!

 

[herbicide]

Only if you quantify a micro sponge with volumetric absorption metrics and fact based evidence that bad actors and rabid enthusiasts can’t smear away with lie spreading and a misinformation smear campaign aimed at undermining Sir James Dyson and his allies. Furthermore the sponge dupes out there that simply spread trace oils without proper absorption should be ignored until fact based evidence can be analyzed and proven based on real world data and not the inept ramblings of bedroom testers and self proclaimed scientists that hail The Kirby as the ultimate deep cleaner, without the use of proprietary micro sponge conformation!

This is a masterpiece.

 

[centralsweeper63]

Sounds like someone on here.