Bouncing bananas indeed!, Mr Crevipoo.
Butt do not think that your feeble, yet compelling, attempt to divert our rapt attention from serious design flaws by provocatively posing in crevice clinging, banana enhancing designer label EORGIA fleece shorts can mask the primary shortcoming of the G <br
Aww, you big brutes bruise so easily; must be the poor circulation from being so tall. And that Georgia heat is befudding your common sense.. <br
Can your G do this? That's 81" of raw suction straightening out curly 2-legged pocketbear chest carpeting. Even if you could on that massive sun bronzed muscular frame that puny, top heavy, so-tip-prone-it-needs-a pair-of training-wheels-up-front G would be hard pressed to summon up much more than 60-70" draw. The bowlingball lifting 89 has a wind cheating profile as well as a pair of waterwing hydrofoil/snow ski skids to cleave its way through any dense uneven debris field ya wanna plow through on an inherently stable 3 wheel arrangement.. <br
And what's with carrying the vacuum around anyway? Is the G so delicate it can't stand & roll on its own 5 feet? No vacuum on the second floor or basement? A sorry substitute for proper weights to keep those massive limbs inflated I suppose. Now, I grant that ya got yerself a pair of purty legs, sorry calves and silly girlyman socks notwithstanding, but those gym sessions ain't workin' out so well if the 89 is so heavy it causes you to topple over banging it into your ankles. Surely those wide shoulders and biceps so bulge-y ya can't get your arm all the way down must hold the vacuum well away from vertical plane sway contact with lower limbs <br
But wait! Those artfully placed, transparently obvious sympathy-begging medico patches are not even in line with indicated 'documented' mid femur/tibia 'injuries' and cannot fool our august assembly of constant thread readers. <br
Just wait til that G hits the door frame or banister on the way up to your shamefully vacuum-less 2nd storey or down to the basement, swings around and fractures a kneecap...or crushes a bannana <br
What's that I hear? Is that the sound of Big Man Sobbing <br
Wee Davy was small but oh my! He struck that Goliath down...
