THAT IS NOT RIGHT

[super-sweeper]

Oooo never heard of that one. I've heard of the two morons who threw the Dyson of the roof to show its durability, but only ended up getting plastic stuck in their feet and a denied warranty claim!

 

[cb123]

Good thing they didn't throw a Kirby off the roof, not that it would've hurt the Kirby any, but it would've left one mighty of an impact crater in the lawn.

 

[super-sweeper]

If that crater made a mess, that Kirby would live to clean it!

 

[cb123]

You betcha!

It would even clean the putrefied, splintered remains of that Dyson that those two "morons" pitched off the roof, but would you want to suck up that kind of rot and decay in such a wholesome machine?

 

[super-sweeper]

 if I decided to vacuum up after the Dyson, the Kirby would mulch what's left! 

 

[cb123]

I think The Kirby Co. should start paying us for advertisement.

 

[cb123]

I think the problem with some is that they have such a little vacuum roaming around the vastness of their imagination's, when of course, all they really need is a Kirby to fill it.

 

[super-sweeper]

Paying in cash or a bwerk-ton of vintage Kirby trade-ins? Either way, we defiantly promote their vacuums enough!!

 

[cb123]

There's really nothing else to promote out there, because low-cost cheap is to blame.

 

[super-sweeper]

Well there's still Maytag,Rainbow, and Filter-Queen, but none of them can wax floors, cut stuff and polish golf-clubs like a boss! 

 

[cb123]

Well, at least dreams are still for free, because those other co. are only dreaming if they think they can compete against the mighty KIRBY. As a wise man once said, " I pity the fool!"

 

[cb123]

Oh, what are we going to do? Rearrange our minds. I think we should pick one thing and be the very best at it, and that's what Kirby did. Don't settle for anything less but the best, and forget the rest.

 

[super-sweeper]

DeSoto wasn't 'the best', and I could never forget them!!

 

[cb123]

Sorry, I thought we were talking about vacuum cleaners.

 

[cb123]

Everything else is a whole new monster.

 

[cb123]

Me thinks I hear the hoot owl telling me it's time to return to my crept...my sepulcher awaits. I must bid you a good evening until the dawning of next night.

 

[super-sweeper]

Calem this thread has deviated so far from an exploding Vax we might as well be talking about Obamacare and Stereo 8-Tracks!

 

[cb123]

Alex your right!

It's time to get back on track. I must say what's really offensive is "these so called" companies praying upon the helpless American public, often with complete impunity. When I see such things as these, it makes me feel like this poor old man, feeble and in distress...just horrible! From now on, when referring to plastic vacs, I'll just call them " Explosive Cheap Vacs!" - Watch Out!!!

 

[cb123]

I think Kirby will be soon coming out with a device for dermatologists, and from what I hear, it's going to be a dream come true!