IT'S BACK,THE AD THEY TRIED TO BAN
Removed by ebay due to some profanity issues - the vac is back!
Obviously reported by another jealous Dyson seller who realised they didn't stand a chance of selling theirs while this beauty was on the market.
No beating around the bush,this vac is rubbish
Before the ad was pulled,I was informed by a very helpful member that he had used every single Dyson and this particular model was only the second worst - there's one even worse than this!
Now you've stopped drooling over the picture I can state that no photoshoppery has gone on - it really does look that good
If you're off down to the canal with a sack of kittens this is the vac for you - perfect cat anchor (not cockerney rhyming slang as far as I know)
This was the special 'Breast Cancer' edition - no,seriously.If I bought this vac Dyson would cure cancer - guess what?Thieving **** wits
It hasn't been used for ages once I realised it was more efficient to cover my dog Dexy in sellotape and teach him to roll round the house - before you get all doggy pc on me,for every 200g of dust he collects I tickle him in his special place. Win,win situation
It's not all bad news.Before the ad was pulled,I was informed by a very helpful member that he had used every single Dyson and this particular model was only the second worst of the lot- there's one even worse than this!
Anyway little Dexy has now been retired as I've just bought one of those vacs with the smiley faces.She's pink and called Hetty,can suck a golfball through a hosepipe and never says no! 'nuff said
This is collection only,it's been out the front of our house for 2 weeks but the scrappies won't take it
Any questions fire away although I'll probably ignore them - it'll only annoy me, if you're stupid enough to bid you probably can't spell anyway.Keep it clean,don't want another ban.
Just to clarify to ebay,the vac does work.Just not very well.
Live the dream and impress your friends,own a Dyson Breast Cancer
10p START!! blahblahblah
good news to all you wierdos watching this.
one of the small wheels at the front is missing so it's much lighter when you're kicking it around the house!!
buyer definitely guaranteed to be disappointed and all that
even better news folks!! the wheel has turned up,wooohooo!!
what a rollercoaster,don't think I can stand much more of this excitement!!
I'm off for a lie down with little Dexy,feel free to bid you bunch of tight fisted *******s
LOL
