Sears Kenmore (LG) PREMALITE upright

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Only mine own humble opinion...

Let's just say Futuristicly styled in a more refined manner for the discerning appreciative of honest unadorned Form follows Function.

Free of 1950s Robbie the Robot/1968 Barbarella cooling fins, grills, bumpy lumpy body casings with all sorts of exposed catches and latches, convoluted airflow channels and ducts passing through multiple small filter stages to simply get the dirt in the jug. Don't get me wrong - I like Dyson for what it is and the revolution in thinking James began with the Fantoms but when it comes to refining those concepts into a pleasing package I think LG for Kenmore got it right for the times, while Dyson has continued down the lucrative path of injection molded plastic decorative excess that has less to do with vacuuming efficiency than with brand recognition.

So, I'm maybe overstimulated by the sheer beauty of the Premalite's sculptured carcass and that I got two of them practically new for a good price but the proof is in the hasslefree cleaning job it does - taking a back seat to no similar bagless upright. My hat is off to the engineers and designers responsible for the Kenmore Premalite.

Another thing the Sears salesman told me - pale green is the new blue. You can see it throughout any Department Store in the small appliances, towels, bedding and clothing sections. Pity the poor homeowner that now feels compelled to redecorate their entire colour scheme to keep up with the Jones' Green Revolution. I have heard that 'International Colour Designers' get together annually to decide The Color Shade of the Moment that influences manufacturers worldwide. Color is the least expensive way to put a new desirable face on old and new product.

Among others, Hoover, Electrolux & GE product marketing Folks were not so dumb as they cycled through the primary colour wheel in the 50s and 60s, troweled on garish flower & scroll deco in the 70s finally toning it down to bland beiges and browns in the 80s and 90s. The more adventurous went back to dark primary colours like red, blue, green, orange, yellow and black in the 2000s. Now we're off to the less alarming soothing Land of Pastels again. :-)

Just gaze at the soothing elegance of this year's same old Kenmore Whispertone canisters on the shelf behind the Dysons.

Dave, musing aimlessly on the big global picture...
 
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In spite of the excess of greens through the years here since 1961, I like the color. Mom would have loved the Premalite, any item that gave a color choice in the day was mostly green. There is a beautiful baby blue Eureka in our Walmart, a little strange looking but appealing anyhow.
 
Final post on the Premalite, promise. :-)

Busy busy bury up in the attic on Sunday morning moving heavy stuff around and then zipped out to the Mall for the last Sears Days sale day to get some new pillows & towels. Somewhere along the way - perhaps in my own driveway - a 1.5" drywall screw embedded itself straight into the right front tire, enough to puncture the core. Noticed when the car began to pull to the right. Off to the Can Tire air pump...where they have now put 50 cents on it to start it with no charity listed for the profits!!! Greedy bastards! So, off to Zehr's Gasbar where the air is still free. as soon as I pulled the screw the air began to hiss slowly. So I filled it enough to get home where I wrestled one summer wheel out of the basement and changed it over. Problem solved but I ached so much and felt the beginnings of back strain coming on further heavy haulage in the attic was not a good idea.

Looking for something softer to do I contemplated the short hose on the Premalite after using it to vacuum off the duvet cover and the carpets. With two of them now and knowing I have a 40 foot RV/boat Eureka central vac slinky hose stashed away and since I just can't seem to leave well enough alone when I know an improvement is possible...

I took both Premalite hoses, removed opposing end cuffs and joined them together. Was a teeth knashing trial of errors to screw one sticky vinyl coil into the other but with patience and selected tools and probes I was able to join them with two coil windings overlapping. The vinyl is so sticky and the fit so @#$%^&* tight it cannot pull apart before tearing the hose off the machine...and it looks pretty darn good.

A second one piece hose was fashioned from the same diamter vinyl Central Vac slinky hose.

Both Premalite hoses now have a 15 foot reach, wand to vacuum.

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How much would it have cost Kenmore to put a decent long hose on the Premalite? Perhaps they would have sold better with such a superior feature.

Well my Premalites are now all around useful as well as beautiful.

Dave - my end of this fascinating thread. LOL

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