Most unpleasant-sounding vacuum ever?

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Surprised nobody has mentioned the 4amp Orecks yet. I agree Nicolonnic, the Orecks are one of the worst offenders unfortunately. Had to edit the post after rereading. I'm generally an Oreck defender but those are just way too loud. I agree the Eurkea Bravos also sounded horrible.

I feel like 90% of the current big-box-store vacuums sound the same these days. I used to be able to tell the exact model of a vacuum by sound but not anything made in the past 10 years. Are they all just a similar Ametek motor now? Many of my friends have stick vacs for their apartments and I don't feel any emotion towards them. I'd take the sound of a 12amp Elite over most of them.
 
I hate the sound of the Dyson DC59 / V6. We have two and I can't stand using them without hearing protection. The high pitch right next to your ears is unbearable.
We also have a comically loud 9 gallon craftsman wet dry vac, made by Emerson. It has no sound insulation. It didn't come with a muffler which every other one seemed to have and I thought one would help. Turns out what I thought was a muffler is only a diffuser to stop stuff from blowing around.
I agree Kirbys in hose mode are awful. I swear there was another vacuum I was thinking of but I can't remember at the moment.
 
I hate the sound of the Dyson DC59 / V6. We have two and I can't stand using them without hearing protection. The high pitch right next to your ears is unbearable.
We also have a comically loud 9 gallon craftsman wet dry vac, made by Emerson. It has no sound insulation. It didn't come with a muffler which every other one seemed to have and I thought one would help. Turns out what I thought was a muffler is only a diffuser to stop stuff from blowing around.
I agree Kirbys in hose mode are awful. I swear there was another vacuum I was thinking of but I can't remember at the moment.
Oh yeah! I did remember. Our Eureka Express canister. No sound insulation. Extremely cheap plastic. It's probably in the same class as our Filtex TC-600L except more shrill and no excuse. I could make a whole thread on that horrific piece of garbage since it's a perfect contender for the worst vacuum cleaner ever made, at least if you don't consider the power nozzle.
 
Oh yeah! I did remember. Our Eureka Express canister. No sound insulation. Extremely cheap plastic. It's probably in the same class as our Filtex TC-600L except more shrill and no excuse. I could make a whole thread on that horrific piece of garbage since it's a perfect contender for the worst vacuum cleaner ever made, at least if you don't consider the power nozzle.
I guess I'd say the World Vac canister was even worse than the Express. At least the Express didn't look like something drawn by a bored 6th grader in algebra class.
 
I hate the sound of the Dyson DC59 / V6. We have two and I can't stand using them without hearing protection. The high pitch right next to your ears is unbearable.
We also have a comically loud 9 gallon craftsman wet dry vac, made by Emerson. It has no sound insulation. It didn't come with a muffler which every other one seemed to have and I thought one would help. Turns out what I thought was a muffler is only a diffuser to stop stuff from blowing around.
I agree Kirbys in hose mode are awful. I swear there was another vacuum I was thinking of but I can't remember at the moment.
I recently acquired a V6 and the sound from the motor is UNBEARABLY high pitched. Makes the motors TTI used for their bagged Windtunnels sound tolerable.
 
A Hoover Quadraflex and Eureka Rugmaster power nozzle both drive me nuts. Why so loud? You are using this silent and refined Dimension 1000 then you fire up the Quadraflex and your living room sounds like an industrial site !
 
For me there are two vacuums that are way to loud

Dyson dc19 its just loud in general great suction but noisy.

The worst one is our current dyson ball animal upright. I used to like it as it was way more quiet and pleasant than any other dyson I used. Now since the sound deadening foam on the filter has been removed and there's a hole in the inner hose its the most noisy and unpleasant sounding vacuum i have heard. It's a shame I would fix it but my family abuses vacuums so I could fix it and then be broken again next use.
 
Its not loud. Its high pitched, very annoying.
What gets me about Dysons is that most sold in the US use suction motors from Panasonic, yet Kenmore and Panasonic branded vacuums with Panasonic motors don't sound as annoying, finger nails on the chalkboard shrill.
 
Its not loud. Its high pitched, very annoying.
What gets me about Dysons is that most sold in the US use suction motors from Panasonic, yet Kenmore and Panasonic branded vacuums with Panasonic motors don't sound as annoying, finger nails on the chalkboard shrill.
Uh... @Vacuum Facts, did you check on the pitch of the head noise? It is quiet, sure, but some have claimed that the new head is really annoying.
 
I don't have an order of how they rank but there are a few that are obnoxious whether in shrill tone or very loud:

Most Sharks are extremely shrill toned, they can be hard on the ears.

Kirbys of any series in attachment mode give me a headache. They are unbearable, even the pre G series units. I don't like G series units in use either, the transmissions sound annoying.

7 amp (840 Watt advertised, as 120 Volts * 7 amps = 840 Watts) Sanitaire direct air motors for much of the past 15 years in models such as the SC886 are horrible. They have a very shrill tone. Any unit that sounds like that in this YouTube video.. The video is not mine, it is just one I found on YouTube with the obnoxious newer motor. Video gets turned on at about 4:50.

NSS Pig vacuums are also extremely loud and obnoxious and I think outdo all Eureka Bravo uprights with how loud the NSS is.
 
Ugh. They sound like a wood chipper. I converted two of mine to use the Ametek motor used in Filter Queen and old Eureka power nozzles. So much quieter and still cleans as well.
I have had probably 8 Hoover canisters over the years that had a Quadraflex PowerMatic. One of them, on a Spectrum canister had proper tone for a Quadraflex but was much louder than the others. I couldn't figure that one out.

One thing I have noticed about Hoover Power nozzles is that they talk to you when they need service! They get louder when brush roll bristles are worn. They get scratchy and can screech a little when brush roll bearings need grease. On models with plastic brush rolls such as the Windtunnel, and Futura power heads, if too much hair builds up behind end caps, it can sand the plastic making it rough and the end cap doesn't rotate around the brush roll end as smoothly. It makes a ticking sounding. You have to take very fine steel wool or a terry cloth towel and rub the brush roll end smoothly to clean up any scored plastic.
 
In my opinion, the award for loudest power nozzle goes to 14" Kenmore cogged belt power nozzles from mid 80s to early 2000s when they came out with the serpentine belt systems.

Those cogged belt power heads cleaned well but my goodness were they loud!! Many vacuums had them too, various Kenmore and Panasonic canisters since Panasonic made those vacuums for Kenmore. Hayden central vacuum systems, later variants of the Royal Power Tank canister.
 
In my opinion, the award for loudest power nozzle goes to 14" Kenmore cogged belt power nozzles from mid 80s to early 2000s when they came out with the serpentine belt systems.

Those cogged belt power heads cleaned well but my goodness were they loud!! Many vacuums had them too, various Kenmore and Panasonic canisters since Panasonic made those vacuums for Kenmore. Hayden central vacuum systems, later variants of the Royal Power Tank canister.
Yep, yep, yep. True that ! You almost need ear plugs to use it. What is very cool though is that the motor, poly v-belt and modern wooden brush roll from the Titan T7 power nozzle drop right in to the old geared belt Powermate and transform it. With the modern parts it's quiet and the chevron pattern brush roll cleans really well.
 
Future proof.
That power nozzle was originally designed and manufactured by Whirlpool and first sold in 1981. Panasonic continued to make them after they took over Whirlpool's Kenmore vacuum business after a short joint venture with Whirlpool from 1990-1995. They have been sold with Panasonic, Kenmore, Hayden, Cen-Tec, Nutone, Royal, Airway and other brands who's name escapes me. Panasonic eventually converted it to use poly v-belt drive. When Panasonic left the North American vacuum market in 2016 they sold their Kenmore vacuum business off to Suzhou Cleva Electric Appliance Co Ltd in Suzhou China ( hour and a half drive from Shanghai, my mother in law's ashes are interred nearby so I am familiar with the area ). Suzhou Cleva continued to make it and sells it under the Titan brand name as the T7 for central vacuum use and it is sold with the Titan T9200 canister vacuum. It is a great basic design that has stood the test of time. Instead of wheels on the rear they have nice thick rollers on steel shafts. Solid durable stuff. Great designs never die and this one appears to have a long life ahead of it.
 

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