As Dave said...
"The Fact Finding, Sharing & Confirmation VCCC Forum at it's best!"
BINGO! And this is what I like on these forums! I save, print this stuff out, and put it in a notebook. This, along with my own notes adds to the fun for me.
That way too, when I go to that great filthy carpet in the sky, the idiot relatives that clean out my place can maybe, by some miracle and/or freak of nature, learn something about the machines they'll probably toss into the dumpster. That is, if they know how to read, or would bother. Truthfully, the situation will probably be them sitting on my couch, drinking my scotch, smoking cigarettes and agreeing amongst themselves how nutz I am.
"All those vacuum cleaners, I knew he was crazy but that takes the cake."
"You said it!"
"Well, thank god it was vacuums he hoarded and not cats."
"I don't know...if it was cats, we wouldn't have been going up and down those damn stairs all the time. We could have just called Animal Control."
"....still pissed he didn't leave a Will. His meager savings will be dried up by Probate in no time. I could have got a bass boat."
"Oh please, divided among us, you'd have be lucky to get a White Castle (1)."
"Hey, that's a good idea...anybody for White Castles?"
"Sure...just after I suck up his ashes into one of these vacuums. We'll toss it in the dumpster on the way. Hey, how about the pink one? He probably would have liked that."
"*snort*...use the one with the long hose...THAT he would have liked.
John
<small> Footnote:
(1) White Castle - a small (2" x 2") type of hamburger with a "unique" taste and, to use the word loosely...very loosely, aroma. A sort of cult thing to do in St. Louis, not to mention a regional ritual after the bars close.</small>