Before I jump to my next witty caption,
<span style="font-family: 'courier new', courier;">Here's some back-story!</span>
<span style="font-family: 'courier new', courier;">I picked this little 70s Shag-Master up from a local Kirby shop today! I went down there to grab a bottle of Kirby shampoo (Which I've been using all night to shampoo the carpets and upholstery senseless! everything smells heavenly of Lavender!
). I wondered, "Is that Duo-Power upright still sitting in that shop (Very Likely)?". I walked in and was greeted by the older gentlemen who runs the shop (Well, he and his dog runs the shop, since the dog was there too!)</span>
<span style="font-family: 'courier new', courier;">Our conversation went on as follows:</span>
<span style="font-family: 'courier new', courier;">"Hi there, do you sell Kirby Dry-Foam?"</span>
<span style="font-family: 'courier new', courier;">"The Shampoo?"</span>
<span style="font-family: 'courier new', courier;">"Yes, the Kirby Shampoo."</span>
<span style="font-family: 'courier new', courier;">*He walked over and pulled a bottle off the shelf.*</span>
<span style="font-family: 'courier new', courier;">"Thanks, how much is it per bottle?"</span>
<span style="font-family: 'courier new', courier;">"$13." </span>
<span style="font-family: 'courier new', courier;">"ok, is that Avocado upright over there *Points* for sale?"</span>
<span style="font-family: 'courier new', courier;">"Which one?"</span>
<span style="font-family: 'courier new', courier;">*We walked over (Well, I practically climbed through a jungle of Kirbys and Royals to reach it) to look at the upright in question*</span>
<span style="font-family: 'courier new', courier;">"I'll let you have it for $15."</span>
<span style="font-family: 'courier new', courier;">"$15 sounds perfectly fair, can we try it out?"</span>
<span style="font-family: 'courier new', courier;">"Sure, hand it here, son."</span>
<span style="font-family: 'courier new', courier;"><span style="font-family: 'courier new', courier;">We walked over and plugged the upright into a power-strip. he flicked it into LO, and the gentle-giant whooshed into life. after a few passes, he shut the machine off, and re-evaluated his judgement on the price of the cleaner.</span></span>
<span style="font-family: 'courier new', courier;"><span style="font-family: 'courier new', courier;">"That's a good cleaner, I'll have to get $25 for it."</span></span>
<span style="font-family: 'courier new', courier;"><span style="font-family: 'courier new', courier;">*At this point I didn't care if it was $15 or $25, they were both great deals, especially when he was charging $50 for a UV-Burnt Amway!*</span></span>
<span style="font-family: 'courier new', courier;"><span style="font-family: 'courier new', courier;">"Well, how about we do $35 for the Shampoo and the Upright?"</span></span>
<span style="font-family: 'courier new', courier;"><span style="font-family: 'courier new', courier;">"What Shampoo?"</span></span>
<span style="font-family: 'courier new', courier;"><span style="font-family: 'courier new', courier;">*Looking back, this was hilarious!*</span></span>
<span style="font-family: 'courier new', courier;"><span style="font-family: 'courier new', courier;">"The shampoo I'm buying from you!"</span></span>
<span style="font-family: 'courier new', courier;"><span style="font-family: 'courier new', courier;">"Oh! yes, I can do $35."</span></span>
<span style="font-family: 'courier new', courier;"><span style="font-family: 'courier new', courier;">I handed him my cash with a polite "Pleasure doing business with you, I'll be sure to come again", Which I WILL gladly do, he isn't that bad of a guy, and is certainly a much shorter drive than the downtown distributor! Downtown would've charged me 9 arms, 3 legs + tax for that Kenmore!</span></span>
<span><span style="font-family: 'courier new', courier;">I walked out with the Duo-Power in tow, happily finding it to fit ever-so perfect in the trunk. I stopped in a thrift store next door to the vacuum shop, it smelled like cigarettes (The guy was still smoking when I was in there!) and wanted $20 for a fertilizer spreader! </span></span>
<span><span style="font-family: 'courier new', courier;">Anyhow, The Duo-Power made it's way home. once home, I got the KSSRC's new File-Photo background installed and went away on a digital-photo archiving rampage!
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<span><span style="font-family: 'courier new', courier;">First up, True Grime: Streets of Kirby Avenue.....</span></span>
