Kirby Instant Suds

[ncovert]

Anyone have a bottle of old Instant Suds? I have two, one about 1/4 full and the other is BRAND NEW!


 


The unopened bottle is from 1982, and the other is from 1984 (it's missing the label though)


 

 

[ncovert]

Under the cap

It would be absolutely criminal to even take that seal off!


 


LOL just kidding, but I think I'll leave it there.

 

[ncovert]

Instructions

Standard affair here. It mentions Scuttle, unfortunately I don't have any vintage Scuttle.

 

[kirbyclassiciii]

Here's Mine

This bottle would have been produced during the Classic 1CR era (1970-73), but the lack of mention for KGF40 indicates this was a summer 1971 reissue.

~Ben

 

[vacuumdude]

if you so much as spill a drop that would be a act of teror.

The kbi would come after you and put you to work at the kirby factory

 

[super-sweeper]

Put me to work at the Kirby Factory!

Who said that was a BAD thing?

 


I remember my days of serving the in KBI, The Kirby Brutality Investigations Squad (You forgot the S). It was our job to make sure no Kirby Home-Sanitation System experienced any form of harm. I remember on this one mission, Me and my partner-in-crime-solving, Vercetti, busted in an apartment door where some guy was draining a clogged bath tub with a Model 560! (He should have been using a Model 557). The bag got WAY to full and busted everywhere. the "Suspect" slipped in the grey water and was bought in for questioning in the "Back room" of the nearest Kirby distributor/law office. Vercetti made off with some stolen goodies from the suspect's apartment, and moved on to take over Vice City (Currently known as Miami, But you take I-57 instead of I-95). Never saw him again, but that was 1984!


 


-Alex.

 

[vacuumdude]

haha funny

My kirby traditon was used as ashop vac and used on concrete floor

 

[adiostor3ador]

I have instant suds too

I found mine when i went to a thrift store to look around they just kinda gave them to me.

 

[super-sweeper]

as a shop vac!

What all did you use it on? Wait until the guys at the K.B.I hear about this! Don't be surprised when the rosewood Brown squad cars show up outside your house.....