not detail-obsessed enough
While I think that Kirby vacs do the best job on carpet cleaning (and I am a big fan of Kirby) I do tend to utter that Kirby has lost track of time.
While the standard setup (metal cleaner and metal front brush roll nozzle) is finest what you can get, the accessories and some details of the machine are just lousy to what comes to my mind:
The accessory caddy is a joke: a lousy throw-in-and-forget type of PE plastic box. What is that? No easy access once you exceed the standard set of tools? A clutter inside, the sprayer and the zip brush fighting away each other? A joke.
A velcro strip to hold the hose.... (velcro! nuff said...)
From G3 to G4 and G5 sooner or later the metal base plate of the floor nozzle had gone. Why?
A good idea: Let a Kirby have a decent metal telescopic wand (don't remember our member's name, but this is more than true) - instead there is offered: two flimsical plastic rods, no click-on connector but a mediveal turn&twist hope-it-holds connection.
The zip brush: Good idea to have the inner rim of the brush insert divert the air stream to the turbine blades, but why is it that there is only this ridiculous brass-type bushing instead of a good ball bearing? Have used so many zipbrushes, most of them rattling along and vibrating, not even capable to hold initial speed after just a few years just because the bushing is worn out and has some "play" (e.g. wobbling some fractions of a millimetre inside the socket? answer: unnecessary wear, thoughtless engineering). Greasing will do away with that for some weeks, then the game repeats itself.
O-rings done the wrong way: The connection from blower housing to the bag/mini emptor is a perfect example of NO thinking: From G3 to G4, there were only O-rings, the emptor attached with a twisting motion (meaning a great deal of rubbing between emptor socket and o-ring). This is what you learn first hand in ANY engineering class: O-rings go press-type connection only, never rub-type.
Result: From G5 to G6 Kirby went to having this revolving twist socket in the motor base (hoping to do away with friction on o-rings) but then again: the twist socket inside the blower opening had this felt-seal only (not the same HEPA-wise, if you ask me).
To top it off: A belt lifter IS a joke in the 21st century. We live in a click-on 1,2,3 society, so having to lift the light cover, then turn the belt lifter, then dismantle the nozzle, put on another attachment, tighten it, re-turn the belt-lifter, then lower the lamp case, that IS just a plain joke.
Bison made some efforts on that, yet with no success.
And besides: A friction belt can easily made into a toothed belt for better brushing power, come on! So why these alledgedly "hair-cutting" x-patterned belts instead of some real gears?
My minimum requests for a new Kirby (and you know they cost a LOT, when I pay a lot, I want a lot):
Basics:
1. Keep the original design (and the outer bag because cyclonic = cough-o-tronic) (Bagged Kirby = Real Kirby)
2. Keep as much as you can in quality (metal that is, no plastics)
(Lifetime Kirby = Real Kirby)
Basic "Kirby-isms":
Have a standard unit with a powered cleaner nozzle (brushroll)
Have a standard unit with a powered shampoo unit
Have a standard unit with a powered floor unit (polisher)
Have accessories (major upgrades needed)
Wishful thinking:
- why not make the old tip-toe control automatic? Sink down until good grooming/brushing action is attained? (could be done via suction/air stream/low pressure comparison and a chip that stops the power head from sinking down too much (e.g. too much motor torque)
changing areas (floor, shag, rug, carpet etc.) would heighten the power brush to top.
- why not have a good click-on press-to-o-ring connector on the suction opening and the blower opening as well? (using the tool hose now)
- why not have a good sani-emptor BEFORE precious family jewels enter the fan? (e.g. in the power nozzle head or just before the suction opening? why not have magnetic or other contraptions to keep objects entering the fan?)
- why not return back to GOOD bag material (before the G7, 8, 9 ultimate and what have you series)? G6 is the best to keep paper filters from tearing.
- why not re-introduce that good old Heritage swivel-elbow thing? LOVED it on the floor and wall brushes.
- have metal wands and have a ball-bearing in that darn zip brush!
- have a decent flexible hose spiral, not that run-off-the-mill stiff plastic hose of today's Kirby models. Remember Heritage/Legend? Most pliable, most easy to use!
- do away with "suds-o-gun" derivates, instead deliver a decent turbo-action foam brush for upholstery.
- Shampoo unit: WHY the heck this horrible 90° valve down there? Can't you guys just stick a tiny trigger to the top handle? Why bending down? On/off we go, by the flick of a switch! Besides: Look for a better rinsing option! Just wiping it out and up onto the tray isn't the way to go as we all know... Add some fresh water spray and wet suck-up thingy! Or a squeegee....
and so on, and so on.....
Best vacuum I know, please STAY the best, I implore you!
with a so-so tongue-in-cheek "oh well" smile
Joe