human
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So I had given my quasi-girlfriend my Hoover Quik Broom Supreme a little more than a year ago and she just called to say it had 'shattered' and was 'un-repairable' so she wanted to "borrow" another vacuum. Of course, we all know what that means. But sucker that I am, I offered her my least favorite Electrolux—the Discovery Plus. I never warmed to its onboard tool storage and it's just been sitting in my barn since 2016 but I just hate the idea of subjecting it to the abusive treatment to which she will likely subject it. If I could have convinced her to go for a canister, I would have given her my even more disliked Filter Queen but she was insistent on an upright. Whatever. This is the last vacuum I send her way. She breaks this one and she's on her own. She can just go to Wally World get hersef a piece of plasticrap. I may be a sucker but I don't like being taken advantage of.