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dysonman1

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Fooled Ya. Not really. I actually like them. A lot. I love talking about them with my Hoover Guru John. He sure has helped me out tremendously. I don't think there's anyone who knows more about Hoover than John. (Gregory of course)

Talk about a blast from the past with this Hoover Commercial for New Year's Eve.

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I can say that in all the vacuums I've owned, I've never had a Hoover upright.   


I currently have a really nice Spin-Scrub carpet cleaner and I've had many Hooover canisters I've absolutely hated.  Yes, I've hated Celebrities, Spirits, Dimensions,  Porta-powers, and those swivel tops that came out after the Spirit.  Wind Tunnel and what they were called before that.


 


I hated them all, especially the wonderful, ah I mean, terrible colors from the late 70s and 80s,  They inspired hatred, that's for sure.


 


Now I'm looking at Hoover floor washer so I can hate it too..... because speaking in republican contradictions is so fun.....

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One of my all time favorite VINTAGE Hoover cleaners to use is the stunning Model 300 with its unique plug and bag decal. Doors may be closed for a reason, but she just needs to come out of the closet already. She's very old, her looks have faded, but if she thought she was going to just 'rest', that's not happening. Give her a few minutes to warm up, and she's sucking just like she did in Ohio. When she left North Canton.

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These two Convertibles came to me from an old spinster woman who lived in a huge but old and unkempt house. She referred to it as "the palace" but I always thought it looked like a mortuary. These were given to me, so I took them apart to restore them.

One of them had dry bearings. As dry as Italian Pepper Cookies. Just squealed like Ned Beatty in Deliverance. Used my Hoover grease gun on them, and the bearings are no longer as dry as the cakes the old lady baked.

It's been two years since I got these machines. Don't know what happened to the old lady. I heard she died all alone in that house. I remember seeing a huge dumpster outside of her mausoleum one day. The old lady hasn't been seen since. I've looked for her obituary, but as she had no husband, no real family, I think she has faded like the Wicked Witch of the West "what a world, what a world". So sad.

I'm loving my Convertibles. I have enough bags I can change them after each use. And now they both run smooth and quiet.

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I'm more of a Kirby fan, but...

I have a few Hoovers. Mostly they are 70s or 80s but my oldest is my profile namesake, a Hoover 300. It was the first vintage vacuum I ever bought. Cord was dry rotted and in awful shape but I saved the plug with enough room for a splice.
Beautiful vacs!
~K
 

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