How can you tell when a good soda has gone bad...

[cb123]

let me count the ways. Number one: Checkout this video and soon you'll see why it is so important to checkout the expiration dates. Remember, if it's yellow don't let it mellow - throw it out!


 


Are you can always sell it on eBay.

 

[tolivac]

Just had to see this-the man barfed two min later-and he didn't go to the bathroom to barf-just barfed on camera on the very table he eats from-and if that wasn't bad-the same man eats a whole hissing cockroach!that went down easier than the Crystal Pepsi!Another video shows his freinds eating Goliath Worms!Think I will stick to standard fare,thank you!Had some old Crystal Pepsi-threw it out!!!

 

[cb123]

tolivac!

Yes, that's only a small part of his true genius. You should see the one where he attempts to guzzle a gallon of  Tabasco Sauce, and if I might further add with the most explosive results. Man, the LA Beast was a real Mt Vesuvius, but twice as hot and three times a funny! He did pretty good, he polished off about two thirds of it before he popped his quark. After watching this one, when someone passes you the Tabasco at the dinner table, you'll just pass it right on  back...and that's a fact!   

 

[gusherb]

I almost barfed watching him barf but I couldn't stop laughing the whole time. I wonder what that stuff turned into after twenty years...

 

[ultimatevacman]

Crystal Pepsi, a blast from the past... I wish they'd bring it back so we could still enjoy it today!

 

[cb123]

I don't now man, but it made that vomit gas we use to drop on them poor North Vietnamese look like mere child's play....monumental, epic vomiting! 

 

[tolivac]

I have tried Crystal Pepsi when it was new-actually it tasted pretty good to me-just startling it wasn't the dark brown "cola" color.So if you find a "vintage" bottle of Crystal Pepsi--DON'T Drink!!!Or at least be by your potty!!When those guys were eating Goliath worms----CAREFUL HERE--those are TOXIC!!!!!!!They feed on tobacco,tomato plants-those are toxic to eat.Yet--the FRUIT of the tomato plant is safe for us to eat!!!Some of the guys at the transmitter site here used to work a the transmitter site in the Phillipines-they talked about some bugs that could be eaten-esp if they were caught in "clean" areas-not near waste or toxic areas-Kamero bugs-found in rice paddies.Those bugs would eat the plant roots.Good pest control---eat them! now they use poisons.Again be CAREFUL on eating bugs--good thing to remember-if its brightly colored-----DON'T EAT!!!!!Same with some types of amphibians.Guess this rule will apply to Crystal Pepsi-if its colored----DON'T DRINK!!!!

 

[super-sweeper]

Remember kids, stay away from bright-colored bottles of expired Crystal Pepsi! 

 

[gusherb]

Calem

That monumental epic vomiting is how I vomit whenever I get a stomach flu or just in general. I always (ok most of the time) make it to the pot but the pot gets plastered in puke much of the time because of the epic projectile force.

Now if I drank crystal Pepsi I'd probably make this guys puking look like nothing, I'd look like a certain family guy episode where they all drank Ipecac and vomited for a good 5 minutes.

Ok done sharing hehehehe.

 

[poconovacman]

Flashback to my days in elementary school housekeeping.....

I'll never forget this poor 2nd grade boy........stood still in the middle of a (thankfully linoleum!) hallway and let loose the never ending torrent of neon green projectile puke. The little dude had to have launched it 10 feet down the hall, splattering the walls, doors, and of course the floor in the process.

After a good 30 seconds of the green geyser, he smiled, ran to the water fountain, got a drink, and went back to class like nothing at all had happened.

Of course, one of the kindergarten teachers and I witnessed the whole thing while we were standing at the opposite end of the hall shooting the breeze. You all can probably guess who got to clean up THAT lovely mess.

 

[cb123]

I don't no, but you should see the LA Beast try to drink a gallon of Tabasco sauce...it was most dangerously volatile on top of that terrific gag reflex he has. I think somewhere lost in the sauce was his spleen, I'm pretty sure I saw it flopping around like a fish out of water.

 

[tolivac]

Glad the computer I am using doesn't have "smell-o-vision" in the monitor.Have you noticed that if someone barfs nearby--"Technicolor Yawn""Laugh at the Carpet"The SMELL will make YOU and other people nearby hurl!Surprized when that little boy in the school hallway let fly-that the others who witnessed and watched didn't paint the hall with their puke too,after smelling the odor?

 

[tolivac]

I can remember some barfing-hurl incidents when I was a kid-and with a babysitter named Mrs Barth of all things--us kids called her Mrs--Barf!!Esp when she gave us saurkraught!We tried feeding it to the dog-he liked it for a little while.And that poor dog barfed a number of times from things he ate in the backyard.

 

[cb123]

tolivac

That reminds me of a neighbor friend I once had, now sadly deceased, when he was in Germany in WW2 with the Army Engineers. He used to love the sauerkraut and whilst he was over there, all he smelled was fermenting cabbage, and once he got back to the States he couldn't so much as look at it anymore...boy, he could tell some interesting stories!