Electro-Hygiene Songs
Wish I still had the Electro-Hygiene Songbook from my days as a salesman. They had quite a few of them, mostly to the tunes of what you'd call "old standards." For example, to the tune of "My Bonnie," was "Let's go, let's go, and sell a Hygiene today, today..." or to the tune of "On, Wisconsin," was "Electro-Hygiene, Electro-Hygiene that's the firm for me, that's the firm that has the golden opportunity..."
To the tune of Battle Hymn of the Republic was "one poor woman swept and swept until she broke her back (repeat twice) and now she's dead and gone. She should have had a Hygiene (repeat twice) and she'd be living still!"
One of my personal favorites was to the tune of "Darktown Strutters' Ball" and here it is in it's entirity:
"I'll be down to greet you with a Hygiene, lady,
You better be ready about half past nine,
Yes ma'am I'm right on time,
I'm gonna be there when the sun starts shining,
So hurry up with your work lady, I'll show you something really fine,
It's the system so Supreme, it's the great Hygiene Machine,
You'll want it just like all the others do!"
Jeff