human
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I just had an odd thought. I've only ever seen eight Kirby vacuum cleaners in the flesh and I own four of them. The first Kirby I ever saw--and was mightily impressed by--was a Classic III Omega that a salesman demoed in our living room when I was about nine years old. Shortly thereafter, I realized my elementary school had the same model to vacuum the library, which was the only carpeted space in the school. The next one I saw was almost 40 years later when I rescued my first G6 from beside a dumpster in December 2012. A few weeks later, my dad gave me a Heritage 1HD. A few months after that, I spotted a G3 in the basement of my church. Somebody had donated it for the rummage sale, which was still a few months away. Something came up the day of the sale and I wasn't able to go and get it. Oh well, wasn't meant to be. Some time after that, I spotted a decrepit Heritage 2 at a thrift store. They only wanted $12 for it, but it was missing too many parts to be worth fooling with. In the past couple of months, I've gone Kirby crazy and bought a G5 on eBay, and am spending way too much money fixing it up, and a rather pristine G6, which I bought at a thrift shop. Had that happened a few weeks earlier, I most likely wouldn't have bothered with the G5. But there you have it. I own half of the Kirbys I've ever laid eyes on. Kinda scary, huh?