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I'm terribly afraid that my voices have returned, and they are compelling me to name this Kirby THE GREAT KUBLA KHAN! Now, I must remind the reader that this is totally involuntary on my behalf...for I have lost all control!
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the stores vacuum

To tell the the story properly Ill start from the begining the family purchased the store in 1997 when we came in there was a Tri Star in the back room we named "Pig" that we still to this day use for repairs and clean up its I believe a late 70s model and yes we have replaced the motor and lid latch but its been part of the business so long how could we get rid of it I find it humerous how customers will bring in a brand new dyson or eureka or Bissel thats all clogged up and all I have to do is pull out "the Pig" and a few seconds later, done. I always finish by saying "that'll do pig, that'll do" Btw loved the MR Mom cameo Jaws Was Sweet I actualy built a heritage II to look like it.
 
when i first got married

back in 1976 we didnt have a vacuum cleaner .my aunt gave us an old goblin wizard delux in blue and cream .My wife christened it Goblina .i also remember as a small boy being terrified of the self same machine i can still see the huge blue bag with the red goblin looking at me
 
only one of them

Nope, mostly my "Staubsauger" are just "Staubis" (a diminuitive found in quite some many roomsharing situations or among youths, so regular informal German).
There is "Kühli" for "Kühlschrank" (fridge) as well, but no "Waschi"for washers (I wonder why).

The only vacuum having a personal name is my Vortech Force: "die Wildsau" (the wild hog) or "die Sau" for short. It is my only vacuum to really swallow things up (which you can hear), all others just clean pretty well.
Ok, the little bagged Dirt-Devil Broomy sometimes is called "Kirby adolescent" ;-))

The only large appliance having a name is our dishwasher: "Minna" (a very common female first name in the 20s, typical for "die Perle" (the "pearl" of the household; read: the cleaning lady, see pic)

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I mostly use the legal name my vacuum was born to be "Kirby". I do how ever refer to "her" as my muscle building machine as "She" is a Heritage II or old reliable. And oh by the way "She" still performs great and there for my daily driver and best friend.
 
parwaz786

there are a lot of cleaners here that are not numatics. Some of us older members are passionate about our cherished vacs. best leave this thread for the older collectors. stick to your contemporary thread and your dysons.
 
do you name your vacuum

I call my hoover model 61 old reliable since the 1960s it has outlasted a hoover convertible model 35 a rainbow a orick I still use it I have a EXCELLENT mechanic who keeps it top drawer I had to put on a model 63 bag because you cant get handisacs no more I am also looking for a hood if anyone can help

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Dirt Devil

I call my Dirt Devil Dynamite "Dyno". Also, it was my very first vacuum cleaner I have ever owned. I will keep it 'till the day I die!!!!
 
Cuffs054...

why would you call a wonderful, powerful, durable Oreck a "piece of ****" that would be like me calling a hoover a "piece of ****"
 
I named my hoover convertible....

Thumpy thumper why you ask? Cause when I vacuum my rugs thump thump vrrrrrrr agitation my friends agitation...
 

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