Describe your favorite vacuum in one word.

[cb123]

Start now! Remember, you only have one word...so choose wisely grasshopper.

 

[super-sweeper]

QUALITY! You'll never guess what it is, Calem!! 

 

[sebo_fan]

EFFORTLESS!

 

[parwaz786]

Kaleidoscopic

 

[sptyks]

Monster!!!

 

[georgect]

Riccar Immaculate Canister

Thorough

 

[suckolux]

Enjoyable!

 

[MikePdx]

KIRBY!

 

[DesertTortoise]

Whispertone

 

[citroenbx]

history

dyson DC01 and hoover turbopower2/3

 

[cb123]

Oh Alex, I don't know...a Desoto? I know what it is...a Kirrrrrby, am I right, well am I? Now, for my single word, which of course, required a great deal of soul searching. But when every I pondered "THE GREAT KIRBYRAMA" only one thought came to mind - PASSION...PASSION...PASSION!

 

[marks_here]

Atomic

 

[super-sweeper]

lol Calem, Quality includes Kirby and most vintage vacuums! Esp. HOOVER! 

 

[cb123]

Alex

KIRBYRAMA sounds better than hooverama...heeeheeeheeeheee!!! Do you see what I capitalized...heeeheeeheeeheee!!! Virtually anything thing old is better than today's garbage, and they call this progress - what will they think of next...DON"T ANSWER THAT, I'm afraid to know!

 

[eurekastar]

BEAST!

 

[super-sweeper]

Oh Calem, John is going to have a fit when he sees that! nobody has dared to capitalize anything other than HOOVER! it's like naming yourself the Queen's name, and the Queen's name is some fancy name only she can use, like Tiffania or Elizingtonington. You get your Kirbyrama, I get my Hooverama, Kirbyrama, Eurekarama, Fairfaxarama, General-Electricarama, Kenmorearama, Fantomarama, I'll stop there! 

 

[cb123]

Alex,

every time you put "rama" on the end of a vacuum cleaner, you going to owe 25 cents in royalties. IT"S MINE, IT"S MINE!!! Give me my money, I want my money, where's my money, I want my money, NOW, NOW, NOWWWWWWWW!!!

 

[kirbylux77]

Aerus-Electrolux

 

[dysonman1]

Perfect!

 

[super-sweeper]

HooverR@ma, EurekaR@ma, I see no "rama" here, Calem! 

 

[cb123]

Alex

I'll let you slide just this once, but you had better NEVER...EVER...EVER, I mean EVER let it happen again, or I won't talk to you anymore, because I wear my heart on my sleeve...JUST KIDDING...OR AM I!? Yeah, just kidding. I'm pretty sure, yeah!!!

 

[marks_here]

Lol you sound like Judy Grimes the nervous travel lady for SNL that Kristen Wigg used to do...justkiddingjustkiddingjustkidding

 

[singerman]

RICCAR

 

[cb123]

Thanks, that was pretty good! I wanted the feel of uncertainty, vacillating back and forth in indecision to create FEAR and stress and EVEN MORE FEAR...HA..HA..HA..HA!!! No, I didn't mean a word of it, no not one.

 

[super-sweeper]

Oh Calem, you wouldn't dare stop talking to me! who else would remind you to post pictures of an 8-Track player?


 


You'd stop talking to me for an hour or two, then you'd be standing outside my window with your portable 8-Track player begging to talk to me again! 

 

[marks_here]

Awwww que romantico!!!

 

[super-sweeper]

Mark I don't speak Spanard/Spanish, but i know somebody cool that does!

 

[marks_here]

Hehehe it means how romantic

 

[super-sweeper]

LOL Mark!