Charmane is in the vac of the day. again!

[gottahaveahoove]

Poor lonely, rehabbed Charmane........ These old scrapbook photos. of a lifetime ago.

You all know about her extensice plastic surgeries...(as they said in The Wizard of Oz). "brush brush here, brush brush there and a couple of la di das....
That poor little girl, and that SALESMAN!!! Y'all KNOW about her antics.Bruce, the root beer floats, the cruiseship, Miss Penny Candy.............. it's all too wicked to rehash. But.... rumor has it NOW that she took up with some Mercedes Benz dealer(engineered like no other) something like that.She'll start bragging again anytime now. You'd think after the )investigation), she'd have learned. There was talk of wire tapping, private (I), etc. Most of those records are unsealed. She did her best to get them all sealed, but..........alas. Ans so on.................

 

[veroroger]

What I was told

is the Mercedes dealer not only took up with her but gave her a job at the dealership! She's in charge of the "Hospitality Room" as it's now called. Used to be called the customer waiting room. I'm told that the service department has witnessed an upsurge in business since Charmaine took that job. In fact, several older gentlement now insist on bringing their cars in weekly, sometimes more than once a week, for an "oil and lube job"! All that extra business must be trying on the dealer, though. The last time I saw him he looked like a horse that had been rode hard and put up wet.

 

[super-sweeper]

Our beloved Charmane, a MERCEDES dealer!? John, are you desperate for gossip or did you have too much to drink? 

 I'm surprised she didn't land that job at Hoover, with all that modeling she did for them! The last time I spoke to her was on my kitchen extension (rotary of course!), Hoover gifted her a scrubber/polisher to match her dress! She called wanting to know what she could use with her scrubber for a 'stain' in her new 'Hospitality Room'. She wouldn't tell me what it was, but I hope it came out! Who buys a Mercedes in a dealership with stained carpets? Perhaps she used that carpet powder they were advertising yesterday! 

 

[tazcatsdad]

Egad!

<span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms', geneva;">Dreadful! What will poor Charmaine get herself into next, I wonder?</span>

 

[DesertTortoise]

Uh, ok, is this an inside joke? Is Charmane a vacuum perhaps?

 

[gottahaveahoove]

If you looked in "VAc of the Day"... you saw a woman

in a Glamorene ad. SHE'S Charmane.....................

 

[super-sweeper]

All that plastic surgery to look like the lady in yellow you see Hoovering above the 'add your reply to this message thread' box! 

 

[DesertTortoise]

Vac of the day? Huh. I found it but all I see is a vintage Kenmore thing that looks like a cylinder vac on a freight dolly. I think there is one on eBay right now too.

 

[sitop]

Charmane

Was in Vac of the Day on August 1st

 

[DesertTortoise]

Ah, a day late as usual.

 

[super-sweeper]

D.T! How could you of all people not recognize the infamous KENKART!? I thought you were a Kenmore collector!? 

 

[DesertTortoise]

I just saw one for the first time on ebay last week. My knowledge of all things Kenmore that suck starts around 1971 or so. I am pretty weak on the uprights too. I'm not quite the grasshopper but I'm not the old master either.

But I just scored a new old stock Kenmore straight end two wire hose, so neener, neener, neener.

 

[super-sweeper]

Oh, neener yourself! 

 


Whatever, I'll teach you in the ways of vintage Kenmore. You shall call me 'professor Duo-Power'!!

 

[gottahaveahoove]

Oh my!!! The "professor". Where's Mary ann

....and the rest"?
As far as Charmane... look it up in a vintage archive. You'll die. Yes, she DID have oodles of plastic surgery. They JUST got all of the scaffolding down. She's had so much lifted, she had hemmoroids )sp_?behind her ears!!