A True Luxious Love Story - A Hallowe'en Tale of Mystery & Suspense.

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aeoliandave

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So the Air-Way gals decided to go out for an evening stroll to the Malt Shop.

Suddenly, they were surrounded by a phallic phalanx of the dreaded all american LUX Gang...

Poor wee delicate Airways look outnumberd by those big brutish yet handsome & appealingly muscular Luxoids.

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But Wait!

The Gals have a Secret Admirer Security Force that follows them everywhere as they perambulate about their adopted northern town flashing their sparkling Sputnik limbs...

The LUX Gang will rue the day they tangled with their smaller framed but infinitely suckier & blowier Canadian Kin.

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Oh, don't be so silly. Things are not always what they s

The Cylinder boys have hung up their hoses at the door because afterall, it's simply the Vacuum Cottillion Hallowe'en Ball. And we all know how shy boys are at dances. Especially boys who can't blow off their hot air standing on their ends.

The 'way Airy gals are more impressed with the Upright men. :-)

The real story, all the guys & gals got kicked out of their room while the new shelf unit gets put up. Was a perfect photo-op.

Pix of the new home tomorrow. No kids here tonight. The neighborhood has changed in 20 years and all those cute kids have left home or are juvenile delinquents terrorizing some other part of Stratford tonight.

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First you make them

Suffer the indignity of being kicked out of their room, then you pose them for the camera while you talk about them behind their backs. All for your amusement! I wouldn't blame them if they didn't run next time you tried to get them to blow off hot air. Shame on you having fun with your vacuums!!!
 
That was really fun and a great collection I might add too. Thanks for sharing.
 
Well I don't think they're photo errors or w/e Alan, at all..why am I so sure?

Well, I've got orbs on pictures taken with a digital camera :P if I recall the orb was on the camera's screen too, lol.
 
In the rush to bedtime clearing the room and assembling the rack I forgot to give the lense a wipe. What else can I show you? Well, here's a last look for a while at the Busch Beer poster roller blind I put up in 1986. Only thing to see outside the window is the neighbor's brick wall & Milk box door.

The poster is titled 'The Getaway', subtitled 'Sometimes cowboys get into places they shouldn't oughta'.

This room still features the bubblegum pink painted wallpaper layers going back to 1894. Last time I stripped a wall in the house there were 7 layers, saved as large samples in a scrapbook.

Space being at a premium on the rest of the main floor there was really no other temporary location but at least I centered it over the window, eh?

Last week I had bought a similar rack at Canadian Tire. The long support poles screw together. I had a hunch the one upstairs had longer lower leg sections. Sure enough, they were 8" longer so had to de-vacuum the rack upstairs and swap the legs. The real window casing top is just shy of 9 feet above the floor; I'd luv for this rack to reach to the 10.5 foot ceiling. :-) But that can wait until the day its more permanant location is determined.

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See, and that pic is FULL of orbs too :P

In the one pic of mine, it's me and my dad posing for a photo in our suits at christmas..and there's a little orb just posing between us lol.

And I have this pic from the "ghost tower" at Tamworth Castle near me and there is this MASSIVE white blob in the corner, apparently legend has it that a servant was killed by his master in that tower over an arguement about money :P
 
2 possible explanations for orbs:

(and bear in mind, this is coming from an open-minded skeptic!)

1) They're some form of paranormal energy, invisible to the naked eye, but not to camera or video equipment.

2) They're dust particles. They are illuminated either by the flash of the camera, or the ambient light of the surrounding area. The number which show up on any given frame depends on their proximity to the camera lens at the instant it captures an image. We often fail to realise quite how much dust is in the air - it's only when we see a stream of light coming through a window that we notice how much dust is airborne. This effect is less exaggerated at night, since temperature (and thus, air currents) are less, and dust tends to settle more. Unless disturbed by, say, well-meaning ghost-hunters.


What I find interesting about orbs is not so much their appearance on camera film - which can be attributed to many causes - but their appearance on video equipment. They do, in some cases, seem to respond to requests from legitimate researchers, in a way that would seem to suggest some form of intelligent consiousness. They appear, move, and even flash, in a way quite unlike a dust particle or insect does. Many people dismiss this evidence out of hand since they find the very idea of ghosts, or the paranormal, or life after death, ridiculous, or against their scientific beliefs. Likewise, many people believe in the paranormal absolutely, without really questioning what else could be behind things such as orbs.

As I say, I'm an open-minded skeptic. Until I experience something in person, which I cannot explain by any rational logic, I'll have to be content with the knowledge that there MAY be parts of this world beyond conventional reasoning.
 
Oops, I see orbs are going off-topic! If anyone wants to remove my above-post to a more suitable thread, feel free!
 
David, thanks for sharing those photos and your cute narrative. You can certainly present many scenarios with those vacuums. Perhaps a scene from West Side Story?

I love old houses too. The apartment I rent is on the top floor of a house built in 1910, and before that I lived in a grand old building from 1928. I much prefer the quality and character of an older house as opposed to the boxes they build now.

I can't wait to see that shelf assembled with all the guys and gals neatly perched. With those high ceilings you have, you can go pretty high and maximize the storage possibilities.
 
Dave, forgot to tell you that the vacuum cleaner cotillion was cute, love the pics, and the wallpaper album tale, Debbie, I loved Krumsville and Kutztown when I was in Pennsylvania in '97. The old buildings were fascinating, but only saw them from the outside. Give me an old building any day.
 
Alan, there are tons of old buildings out here. Kutztown is a great town. I am actually contemplating another move and K-Town is high on the radar. I have a house I am looking at tomorrow in Orefield which is just a bit NW of where I am presently located. Won't be as old, but still mid century, AND a full basement w/two car garage. Plenty of room maybe for the vacuums to roam.
 

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