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sptyks

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I found this in the Kirby Group on Facebook. Just thought I would repost it here for a few laughs:


 


<p style="margin-bottom: 6px; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 15.456px;">Someone's review of <span class="highlightNode" style="border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-color: rgba(88, 144, 255, 0.298039); padding: 0px 1px; background-color: rgba(88, 144, 255, 0.14902);">Kirby</span> belts on Amazon....</p>
<p style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 15.456px;">By kent w - October 10, 2015</p>
<p style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 15.456px;">Our eyes met from across the room. Your mouth quirked, the slightest of smiles, an invitation. I secured two glasses of champagne from a passing waiter, and wove through the party crowd. It was as if only you and I existed.</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 6px;">Your perfume smelled of lilac, and up close your flawless skin and deep red lips were all the more alluring for being untouched by make-up. You broke into the most winning of smiles, hooked your arm in mine, and said "the belt is broken on my <span class="highlightNode" style="border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-color: rgba(88, 144, 255, 0.298039); padding: 0px 1px; background-color: rgba(88, 144, 255, 0.14902);">Kirby</span>, can you help me?"</p>
<p style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;">Ever the gallant, I ordered Genuine <span class="highlightNode" style="border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-color: rgba(88, 144, 255, 0.298039); padding: 0px 1px; background-color: rgba(88, 144, 255, 0.14902);">Kirby</span> 301291 belts -- 6 of them, enough for years of faithful service -- and had them shipped express to your pied a terre. Following exquisitely detailed instructions on Youtube, I was able to install one of the belts. Your gleaming <span class="highlightNode" style="border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-color: rgba(88, 144, 255, 0.298039); padding: 0px 1px; background-color: rgba(88, 144, 255, 0.14902);">Kirby</span> was back in business.</p>
<p style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;">And we <span class="highlightNode" style="border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-color: rgba(88, 144, 255, 0.298039); padding: 0px 1px; background-color: rgba(88, 144, 255, 0.14902);">vacuumed</span>. Oh how we <span class="highlightNode" style="border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-color: rgba(88, 144, 255, 0.298039); padding: 0px 1px; background-color: rgba(88, 144, 255, 0.14902);">vacuumed</span>. It was a dream come true, where dust and pet hair simply ceased to be.</p>
<p style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;">5 of 5 people found this review helpful
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Haha that's great! It always makes me happy to see someone taking something that's normally serious/non-entertaining and making it amile inducing.
 
For anyone else who is interested in joining the Kirby Vacuum Group USA on Facebook please note:


 


It is moderated by Benjamin Edge (KirbyclassicIII) who does an excellent job. He is a wealth of Kirby part numbers and trivia.


 


He posts new Kirby vacuums and related items from ebay. 


 


There are now over a hundred members who give help to new members who are having trouble with their Kirbys.


 


And much, much more.
 

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