The Crystalator.
Now I launch into the crystalator which will open the door to using the hose. Naturally, this speach has to be altered to the conditions of the house. If it's basically neat and tidy I go for it with gusto. However, if it's a pigsty I omit it all together, and shorten this section. In this case John and Mary's house is a showplace, so here's the long version.
"Mary, I can see that you like your home neat and presentable, and later I'll show you how to keep it this way, but there are certain things you're not aware of. Back in the 1920's and 30's women used to have a cedar chest in the bedroom, or maybe even a closet lined with cedar. They were used to protect things like wool blankets, or the raccoon coat that was popular in the roaring 20's. Today we have different fabrics, and the mink coat is going out of style. In the old days, people who didn't have a cedar closet or hope chest, used moth balls to protect their fine blankets, quilts, and so on. I'm sure there are some expensive sweaters in your clothes closet, John's jackets, maybe your wedding dress. All those things are subject to unseen pests, like moths, and so on, that could easily chew holes in a few of John's good jackets. What I have here is the crystalator, and there are two ways to use it. The first is to fill this chamber with moth crystals, like the package I have here in my briefcase. The crystalator has two vents, the small one here at the back, or the larger one on the top. Place the crystalator on the front of the power plant of your new Kirby. Have the power switch on but the cord unplugged from the wall, roll it inside the closet and close the door with the cord outside. Plug in the cord and let it run for fifteeen minutes, then leave it in there a good 24 hours. What happens is this, the crystals are drawn into the fan, pulverized and released as a gas. This is Paradichlorobenzene, so make sure you have anything made of vinyl like garment bags, hat boxes, or plastic coat hangers out of there. For a faster way to so this, use a small amount of the crystals, attatch this hose and with the crevice tool, direct the gas where you want it. Now you can get under rugs and so on. Another thing you can do is saturate a cotton ball with John's after shave or you perfume and fill the closet with your favorite scent.
When you think of the cost or replacing just three of John's suits, or an evening gown, the Kirby pay's for itself in one use. But as I said, there's more that the Kirby can do, a lot more!"
Unless John or Mary want me to show how to direct that gas I don't use the crystals, I just pass the box to them. Generally speaking I'd use the affore mentioned after shave, because those moth crystals are nasty.
Now the Kirby's set up to go directly into the sprayer/ suds-o-gun. As I said, we're just getting started!