I hit the vacuum jackpot today!!! A parody of thread 2793.

[crevicetool]

This is meant to be humorous. I contacted Logan because I was so impressed with his "vacuum haul" I thought I would do a parody on it. So, without any further disclaimers.....

 

[crevicetool]

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i aint got no job anyway so after i left the club i broke into-stopped by the local vac shop and look what i got

 

[crevicetool]

take a good look at my truk

it aint bin this clean in months thank hevin it rained yesterday

 

[crevicetool]

nice seat covers

my brother billy ray gene bob jr give me these these aint the same vacume cleaners -just got 2 of everything

 

[crevicetool]

mama let me bring these in the house to

show y'all what nice stuff i got, kitty likes the idintical twin electruxs M models

 

[crevicetool]

this

M modlel has the rare special cord- only came with two vacumes made that year - 1922!

 

[crevicetool]

this idinitcal M

still had the originil brush

 

[crevicetool]

a

special feture of this M has the customised wheels so it don't roll of the end of the davenport

 

[crevicetool]

this 'en

don't suk to good so i'ma gonna make a ashtray outta it

 

[vacuumkid3]

oo wow! i lik that last eluxer right der. it'l make a nice traay for shur. i bet yu'l havee a good time takin dat der apart! can i have wuts left o dat one der? thanks



~~K~~

 

[crevicetool]

hell

this thing at night on the porch where mama lets me sleep it off looks like a rattel snake i almost shot it

 

[crevicetool]

well

i hear sirens again i better git in the attic. its nice really i got a tv up there and other stuff. hope you like the pictures of the vacume machines

 

[vacuumkid3]

i use about 50 o dem hoses (mainlee dem cloth kind......reel perdy, rnt day?] to pipe the sewrr water to the septik tank out back. de work reel good.

:-D

~~K~~

 

[vacuumkid3]

o rick......they afterr u to? gooness grayschus......i just cant bileev all of dis nonsense deese days...



~~K~~

 

[logan]

Rick

Thank you for posting this. I am sitting back and LMAO.

Logan

 

[crevicetool]

Thanks for letting me have some fun!

Actually, these are recent EBay items. Some of them are things no one else wants. The Lux XI however, I bid on rather heavily. I usually don't go overboard. You can tell by the stuff in these pictures and others I've posted the condition of machines I buy or obtain so I can restore them. Got my hands full this time!!! I am quite proud of my XXX hose. Of course there's more suction around the hose then at the end, but it looks good. I did get a suction control that I had wanted since seeing it on Charles' Web Site. So many of you have posted such nice pictures of your great machines that I wanted to do this to show my "before" stuff. Thanks again for letting me do this and look at Logan's thread. Thanks, Logan.

 

[crevicetool]

Suction control

for a Lux XXX

 

[crevicetool]

This machine was not included in the

dumb part of this tread. Mr Martin Rocha gave this machine and tools to me. I am very proud of it. When it is finished it will be named the Martyversal in his honor.

 

[electroluxxxx]

how powerful is the universal??? or shall I call it the martyversal