How to date an Oreck:
1. Shyly ask for her phone number.
2. Wait two days, call, ask her if she wants to go to dinner and a movie.
3. Show up with flowers and a box of candy.
4. Go to dinner at a fancy restaurant, catch the latest movie.
5. Drive her home, no hanky-panky on the first date, just a light kiss goodnight on the cheek.