Household parties and holidays!

[cb123]

Here it is almost halfway through a September fair....nearly gone, and another October is yet before us so fast. It seems we are already planning and preparing for an All Hallows Eve, invitations, candy apples, and spiced cider. All special occasions require much planning and thought, and I've been giving to much thought about hiring this particular clown for my not so distant party....your opinions would be most helpful after viewing his qualifications.  

 

[cb123]

And here's some more party pleasers...if you dare!

 

 

[gottahaveahoove]

I would think one could

go to jail for that. (And I was crticized for serving snacks in HOOVER hoods) See??? It's all in perspective, I guess.

 

[cb123]

gottahaveahoove

So your leaning more towards a traditional Halloween with just plain, simple bobbing for apples, festive music, jack o' lanterns, and maybe a friendly game or two of ghouls and ladders and the mummy wrap. In others words, your opinion can be summed up as: Keep it as much as humanly possible from being a heart attack/stroke friendly environment!

Very wise, very wise, it is good not to have your guest keeling over in the cider. Well then, if I have this right, your decision is: No Evil Psychotic Clown Should Ever Be Used For Entertainment Purposes. I will take your decision under consideration, but I can tell you now, it seems quite pragmatic!

    

 

[marks_here]

I want to go to Knot Scary Farms in CA I heard it's a blast along with those haunted korn mazes they have all over!!!

 

[super-sweeper]

Whatever, I'm putting out KIRB-O-LANTERNS this October! 

 

[cb123]

Your not another one of them madcap Kirby LUNATIC'S...ARE YOU?!

 

 

[super-sweeper]

Oh no, no! ......or am I!?  

 

[cb123]

I JUSSSSSSSST KNEW IT!

 

[super-sweeper]

<span style="background-color: #339966;">calm down, Calem! The HandI-Butler hasn't been used in any ways not covered in the user manual..for now! 

</span>

 

[marks_here]

OH MY (in a very heavy southern accent)~> now I've heard about those things being used in different ways but I never thought it were true! Oh heavens to Betsy what will Wilbur do now??!!

 

[super-sweeper]

Whoever Wilbur is,he can always sell Kirbys!!! 

 

[gottahaveahoove]

I think Wilbur knows

"Charmane"!!!

 

[cb123]

Why, I can almost hear the TV commercial now, " Child, this ain't your Big Momma's vacuum cleaner!" She's done did Kirbied up folks, and that's a double positive for sure.

 


Now, that Charmane sounds like one bountiful orchard, even giving my limited information.   

 

[super-sweeper]

Calem, Charmane is the lovely lady in the yellow dress, vacuuming with the HOOVER! She's no orchard, she's an Orchtation! (That's Orchard times Plantation, folks! 

). 

 

[gottahaveahoove]

She's that......................

and so much more.

 

[cb123]

Ooooo, A Working Lady!