BREAKING KIRBY NEWS!!!!!!

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You know what I think I'll keep it a secret to myself for a little while and see if it raises my popularity around here and see if I can get some more respect from the childish people that need to grow up on here and they know who they are. :D

-Adam

P.S. You will find out EXACTLY who they are just as soon as they make they're first post in this thread too LMFAO!!!!!
 
Dontcha wanna be able to say 'I told you so'?

Ya can't drop a bomb like that without backing it up swiftly with more intel. It loses its teasing cuteness after an hour or two. Unless you had The Amazing Kreskin write it on a slip of paper and seal it in an envelope...
If we're not told soon and it turns out you're right, how're ya gonna prove you were right?

Geez, even Jon in Des Moines who has had his hands all over the real thing and is legally bound to secrecy was more forthcoming and credible that this.
Well, it's past midnight in Louisiana so I guess that was another BREAKING KIRBY RUMOR!!!!!

Pardon me while I hold my breath until the Official Kirby Press Release with Pictures, thanks. With luck, Kreskin is the new Kirby Spokesmodel and will reveal all at that time...
 
I'm just kidding I'll be the grownup and be nice to everyone because that's how I really am :D It's going to ber called: THE KIRBY AVALIER!!!!!
 
Mate...

I normally would keep my big Aussie mouth shut when it comes to threads like this - but I think 'awesome dave' pretty much sums it up... (well done Dave!)

I can't help but feel as though the excitement of the new Kirby is now somewhat marred with this 'thoughtlessness'.

Terrible shame that you feel it appropriate to hold us all to ransom with information like that on a strictly passive aggressive personal note aimed at certain members of the forum.

... Lost for words I am... - perhaps 'disappointing' sums it up...
 
I cant help but think someone popularity may have been made higher if they had just informed us without rant.

Yes my excitement which has been created watching from behind the scenes so to speak has also been marred.

Not to worry though Im sure it will be back.

As im also sure someday somewhere somebody will grow up.
 
Might as well have some fum and get amusement out of this.

It's Cavalier without the C.

cav·a·lier [ kàvv'ill leer ]

adjective
Definition:

Careless: showing an arrogant or jaunty disregard or lack of respect for something or somebody.

Showing arrogant or offhand disregard; dismissive: a cavalier attitude toward the suffering of others.

Carefree and nonchalant; jaunty.

Synonyms:
indifferent, offhand, uncaring, thoughtless, condescending.

noun (plural cav·a·liers)
Definition:

1. gentleman: a gallant or chivalrous man, especially one escorting a lady ( formal )
2. mounted soldier: a knight or soldier in former times who fought on horseback ( archaic )
[Mid-16th century. Via French< Italian cavaliere "knight" < medieval Latin caballarius "horseman" < Latin caballus "horse"]

cav·a·lier·ly adverb

Word Origin & History

cavalier
1589, from It. cavalliere "mounted soldier, knight," from L.L. caballarius "horseman," from L. caballus "horse, a pack horse." Sense advanced in 17c. to "knight," then "courtly gentleman," which led to adj. "disdainful" (1657). Meaning "Royalist adherent of Charles I" is from 1641.
 
Sheer brilliance, Jack!
Now I gotta clean all the spewed coffee off the monitor and take Q-tips to the keyboard...again...

Of course, none of this frivolity takes away from the sheer brilliance we (most of us) recognized in those Kirby patent sketches or isufan11's reports supporting our hopeful speculations.

Dave

Just a reminder where and when it all started...

http://www.vacuumland.org/TD/THREADS/MODERN/7608.htm?43
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I'd certainly be curious see how well all this new technology works, but I won't be handing over £2000+. I'll wait a year until they're 1/3rd of the price on eBay. I paid £275 for my Diamond G with tools/polisher/shampooer, which was only a year old...hate to think how much the original owners lost on that!!
 
While I strongly feel that Kirby needs to do some work, I'm concerned about what could possibly happen if this thing goes bad. The Royal Power Cast is an example of how this can happen. Royal was smart enough to keep its old and reliable model line in production, and fell back on that. With Kirby's one model only sales style, they have all their eggs in one basket. It would be a major embarrassment (not that the public really cares) to have to revert to an older model because the new one was too flawed.
 

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