An Utterly Charming and Sucky Family Reunion Pictorial Dialogue

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(The following conversation was overheard by an eavesdropper, er, wonderful guy, and is presented here, along with pictures, with the consent of all parties concerned)

Tan G: Hey, big brother! Where have you been?

Turquoise G: Didn’t you know? I’ve been traveling from down south for the past two weeks. Let me tell you, the dirt I’ve seen…

Tan G: No doubt (appraises Turquoise G with a critical eye). Hmm…traveling left you a little tired looking…a few chips and scratches here and there.

Turquoise G: What do you expect? Anyway, don’t look so smug. That smoothly painted, shiny surface of yours won’t last forever, you know.

Tan G (nods): Anyway, what did you bring with you?

 

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Turquoise G (rummages in leather storage chest): Well, here’s your hose, and your floor tool, and your…

Tan G: Don’t tell me you found my PN I? (grins eagerly)

 

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Turquoise G: Sure did. And look what I got for myself!

Tan G: Wow! Hose, floor tool, original PN I…fantastic!

 

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Turquoise G (sniffs): Hmm…this place is a little dusty, you know. What have you been up to: sitting and looking pretty on the shelf?

Tan G: Hell no! Cousins 88 and 89 have been pitching in too, you know.

Turquoise G (rolls eyes and mutters to himself): The older generation has to do everything.

Tan G (rolls eyes and mutters to himself): Gaudy old blue geezer.

Turquoise G: Shall we get to work?

Tan G: Sure…and Turq…its nice to see you again.

Turquoise G: Likewise, little brother.

 

[crevicetool]

****sniff****

I love family reunions!

 

[sireluxomatic]

Yep, they're sweet, aren't they, until the turkey dinner starts to catch up with everyone.