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BREAKING NEWS! Do you know what this means? Dyson just admitted they're losing the market to Shark! Otherwise, there would be no reason to 'drop' the price...I say 'drop' because $449 still isn't worth it. I'm sure you all know my machine of choice...

Did you drink all that Coke Zero waiting for the Kirby to arrive? 

I've seen a British member here who got that black residue on his Generation Series machine,I think it was something to do with the Rug-Renovator, it's a weird Kirby phenomenon! 

By ONE year! I can't even find Fantoms vintage, and they've been eligible for the Vintage section for 3 years now! 

Thanks! 

Oh I knew somebody would play the technical card! I could never see a Dyson as vintage, it never went out of style! 

Alex, I've been in that line for years! YOU get in line!    -Alex

You know what I found while emptying my Classic 1CR? A metal rod! I need to make a thread on it, just goes to show how Kirbies can take it all! 

Gosh, you got lucky, the word 'Dyson' is not meant for the vintage forum, but this is just un-Dyson enough to pass! Move on, and congrats on your purchase! 

Don't feel bad, one of my Convertibles has a red Bic pen holding the handle bail to the base! You can't keep a good HOOVER down! 

Gareth,I think THIS is the only vacuum you'll ever need! 

yeah, especially compared to a Triple-Armature-Bypass-Ectomy! 

No problem, anything to keep a good old HOOVER soldiering on in the line of grime-kicking action! 

You can't use A KIRBY on their carpets?! See if they ever get my business! They probably know what a GREAT vacuum the mighty KIRBY is, and don't want you to use it so you have to buy new carpet sooner! they thought they were sneaky, but they didn't know about ME! 

Well, there's one way to find out! I have the U-Haul scheduled for tommorrow, John, wherever you are! 

oh but wouldn't you look so SPORTY in a SPORTSMAN? look, they come in black! perfect for Sunday drives! 

You're telling me! 

THAT'S a shop-vac!? It looks like an industrial Xerox machine! 

John, would you mind me asking what room has the 2 outlets left, and if you used correct plugs for the vintage? this stuff is right up my alley! 

Kenkart, could the correct ANSWER be, "ANSER"?    Also, the commercial variant was known as the CarpetMaster!