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Birthday

Jul 28, 1992 (Age: 33)

Location

Slapout, OK

Real name

Tickles

Favorite vintage brand

Modern Hygene

Favorite modern brand

Rolex

Number of automatic washers you have

1 Billion

Number of wringer washers you have

1 Billion

Current Vacuum collection

Powered by a mixture of Windex, wood gleue, Chinese Dumpling, & Bush's Refried Beans, Stored in glass Warehouse

What are your dream machines yet to be found?

Burpee Red Tulip seeds
Bicycle Playing Cards
Cheesecake
Honda Ride On Mower

What are your earliest and favorite vacuum memories?

Boyfriend at a young age sucked by privates during sex with his Royal. Oh the elation!

What is the history of vacuum you have owned?

It began on a sweaty day in June. I bought a paper fan from Reasors,in order to blow dry my then saggy, sweaty, wrecked posterior

Have you ever worked on, repaired and/or restored any vacuum cleaners?

Have I?