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    Whirlwinds and other atrocities of various shapes and sizes

    Elevated Vocabulary Believe you, me the vocabulary isn't the only thing elevated my friend! You guys are right I think there are members here that would benefit from a fresh Kotex and more Midol. God forbid anyone joke about anything anymore with out someone having a Social Justicegasm over...
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    A Hoover of an era prior....

    I always charged 9-11 dollars. I'll have you know that my roast is moist and delicious. Belinda on the other hand, she's drier than a pile of dead leaves and many other horrible things. BLT?? That's not kosher at all! In all reality I only hang on to this Hoover because of the nostalgia. That...
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    A Hoover of an era prior....

    Hello my fellow members of the tribe, today I have a Hoover that I shall review. Where do I begin? Well to start with, it has a platform shared with many other Hoover products of the time. This platform has received more nips, tucks, and overhauls than my sister Belinda had! This is because...
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    What is the worst vacuum from the past 20-ish years?

    Royalfan I sold them new and it was no match for one customer's Bissell Featherweight. It was such a fantastic little vacuum. I challenge anyone to tell me to the contrary! -Aunt Sylvia
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    Whirlwinds and other atrocities of various shapes and sizes

    Oh Ms. Roxxy, your aunt Sylvier needs to pay you a visit. Lol. We Loved seeing you at the convention!
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    Whirlwinds and other atrocities of various shapes and sizes

    @luxflairguy Did you just assume my gender?
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    Whirlwinds and other atrocities of various shapes and sizes

    It is the world's breast bagless cyclonic
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    Whirlwinds and other atrocities of various shapes and sizes

    Oh Ms. Roxxy My eureka has the pleated paper thing... and the last time I saw an atrocity this bad it was Janet Jacksoff having a nip slip. Or should I say atroctitty.
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    Whirlwinds and other atrocities of various shapes and sizes

    Oy vey my fellow members of the tribe, Where do I begin? I stopped by the Goodwill crack house after work to see if they had anything. See, they sell vacuums of various shapes and sizes and most of them are the most clapped 👏👏👏 things in the world. I don't know why, but for some reason I...
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    ROTHO Twin TT Water-Filtration vacuum by Robert Thomas LP

    I don't mind a king with a nice ass
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    ROTHO Twin TT Water-Filtration vacuum by Robert Thomas LP

    Good to be the king That's nice to give Alex a compliment
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    ROTHO Twin TT Water-Filtration vacuum by Robert Thomas LP

    NO MORE! Kirbyisthebest lets not be Cumulonimbus clapillatus lets make like some of our "friends " and finger this out like some classy ladies... So please, No more bs, it's starting to look like the Morris Mattress in this feed.
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