Recent content by s_brisowitz

Elevated Vocabulary Believe you, me the vocabulary isn't the only thing elevated my friend! You guys are right I think there are members here that would benefit from a fresh Kotex and more Midol. God forbid anyone joke about anything anymore with out someone having a Social Justicegasm over...

I always charged 9-11 dollars. I'll have you know that my roast is moist and delicious. Belinda on the other hand, she's drier than a pile of dead leaves and many other horrible things. BLT?? That's not kosher at all! In all reality I only hang on to this Hoover because of the nostalgia. That...

Hello my fellow members of the tribe, today I have a Hoover that I shall review. Where do I begin? Well to start with, it has a platform shared with many other Hoover products of the time. This platform has received more nips, tucks, and overhauls than my sister Belinda had! This is because...

Royalfan I sold them new and it was no match for one customer's Bissell Featherweight. It was such a fantastic little vacuum. I challenge anyone to tell me to the contrary! -Aunt Sylvia

Kirby Sentria

Oh Ms. Roxxy, your aunt Sylvier needs to pay you a visit. Lol. We Loved seeing you at the convention!

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@luxflairguy Did you just assume my gender?

It is the world's breast bagless cyclonic

Oh Ms. Roxxy My eureka has the pleated paper thing... and the last time I saw an atrocity this bad it was Janet Jacksoff having a nip slip. Or should I say atroctitty.

Oy vey my fellow members of the tribe, Where do I begin? I stopped by the Goodwill crack house after work to see if they had anything. See, they sell vacuums of various shapes and sizes and most of them are the most clapped 👏👏👏 things in the world. I don't know why, but for some reason I...

I don't mind a king with a nice ass

Good to be the king That's nice to give Alex a compliment

NO MORE! Kirbyisthebest lets not be Cumulonimbus clapillatus lets make like some of our "friends " and finger this out like some classy ladies... So please, No more bs, it's starting to look like the Morris Mattress in this feed.